Messing with Britains top gangster

[swedger77]

Do you know who I am????

http://soundcloud.com/davidlimond/me-calling-danny-dyer

 

[Albion]

Hahahaha

'Ah shat up you mug!'

Talking tough doesn't suit Dan.

 

[koneko]

sweaty sock!

 

[monstanoodle]

Hahahahaha
Top quality ^_^
Listening to his other stuff now. How to lose 100 facebook friends in 5 mins is utterly grand :D

Cheers swedge

 

[smik2]

I didn't really understand why he suddenly calls him a 'paki bastard' at one point.

 

[Mailmonkey]

love it, yeah, the "paki bastard" insult is a right stroke of genius

 

[thecamelduluxe]

the "paki bastard" is a quote from one of his films I think

 

[effie]

Hahahaha :D Awesome, thanks for that!

 

[swedger77]

Went I hear Danny talk it always remind me of this Lee Mack sketch.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tb8sCtvM8bo

:D

 

[mattnotrik]

danny dyers a legend because hes such a mug hahha go on danny

 

[Allein]

Ahh bless him, I quite like him really, at least he makes me laugh. I watched him on TV the other night when he was out in the dark with some Ex SAS bloke or something in the woods. He got freaked out and had to get the production crew to take him back to his hotel, I reckon it was only about 10pm

 

[brimz]

One of the best things on this forum for a while proper funny also the how to loose 100 facebook friends ace LUv it !

 

[Cornishman]

Pmsl

 

[mattnotrik]

Anyone seen the Danny dyers hardest men? Hes going to "Sleep" in some guys house and have breakfast with him in the morning, just an ex gangster really, Anyway starts getting late danny checks out of this guys house and goes and sleeps in a travelodge, returns for breakfast "too risck fakin ell fuck that", sleeping in a semi detached in the middle of blackpool danny..?

haahahha

 

[mattnotrik]

Danny Dyer gets punched

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gsA7JHf31II

 

[Ismene]

He got freaked out and had to get the production crew to take him back to his hotel, I reckon it was only about 10pm

But you would you really have fancied sitting on wet grass trying to make small talk with that fucking idiot all night?

 

[Mailmonkey]

Danny Dyer gets punched

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gsA7JHf31II

this is one of my favourite clips, ever, of anything.

I could watch it daily, evem more than that if he'd got a proper kickin.


Danny fucking Dyer, lol

 

[yoyo50]

Lmao @ comments on that vid

ur all mouth and trousers...what a bunch of pussies. I a dwarf..only 3 feet tall, I take u all on with my kalarty 2 feet high kicks and my special chop suey chops to the tum tum. I can jump and spin like hong dong phooy cartoon. I have special bionic cat moves too and ray gun eyes...let me at urrr. I will chop, pop and poh on you. I is the terminator turdmonster dwarf...yippeeeee!!!

TheTurdmonster 1 week ago

 

[Bluebell]

Now this sweaty sock would sort soft lad danny out!

You have to listen its a cracker

 

[mattnotrik]

this is one of my favourite clips, ever, of anything.

I could watch it daily, evem more than that if he'd got a proper kickin.


Danny fucking Dyer, lol

The cuntish laugh on that guys face is fucking hilarious, you can tell danny is already seriously "shaken" by that forearm to the ear.