Good point that, Kid. All these drug-dealers entrepreneurs setting up shop, making fortunes and maybe even paying some tax while it's legal. Economy saved by meph - who'd have thunked it? :D
I don't reckon many people thunked many things bout much this side of the UK :/
Now that I'm on the aul' no meph wagon also (which, might I add, seems to be getting lighter each day

) I'm all too happy to see it off our streets. I was about to complain about the money I've spent on it, but then I thought into it a little bit more. Most times that I've bought some, I've ended up going out somewhere. Whilst out, curiosity inevitibly gets the better of a crowd of people and they ask me for some. Because I'm such a hands-down jolly bastard, I indulge them. Then it means I've only bought a gram and they're clamouring round wanting to know where they can get some right away. I sort of cough in a certain direction and they always seem to find it and invite me to a party where I get a free night.
I've repeatedly climbed up a special mephedrone social ladder and become too big for my boots. However, this ladder is one that seems to turn into dust about an hour after the last dose has been consumed by all. Then it's time to get wonky with the ketamine and laugh at them. It's funny how they're all loved up when they're on it, then the next morning when they're dying for more booze and spliff they're snapping at each other.
I think the worst example, that was a real wake-up call, was one pre-christmas party I went to and everyone had ordered some. They all started writing a list of ten compliments for each other. I recieved my lists, thought it was brilliant (of course). Then I began to write one of my own...I got to number six then realised how suspect this activity was and told them all to wise their baps. I was four lies away from becoming them haha.
Although, they did look after me very well when my eyes were bigger than my nose, so to speak, and I had two big lines of ketamine. It was probably the biggest single dose I've ever taken, but I couldn't get into a hole, so it was just utter confusion. Was fun as hell, in hindsight.
There, that should be enough drug-related slabbering so I'm not accused to de-railing this bad boy with paramilitary talk :D