[MELB]SMELLS LIKE PHARMACY - 22nd MAY - HIFI BAR

[toenibbler]

KillRockStar Entertainment & The Merry Old Queen Of England present:

SMELLS LIKE PHARMACY
[WAKING THE FALLEN]

The kings are dead- long live the kings!

In a world bathed in empty rhetoric and the insincere bleating of mindless conformity one brand has always stood defiant! With the remains of our dearly beloved Pharmacy cast into the fires of oblivion all but one short year ago, Dr Frankenstein and his friendly goon squad from Pharmacy HQ have reanimated the iron beast for a reunion of the pervy peepshow extraordinaire! Gaze through the looking glass and join us as we descend forever down the spiral as the Pharmacy zombie sex gang examine the remains of the once great Pharmacy empire of dirt!

This 'much ado about nothing' celebration of the Pharmacy legacy has been rumoured in hushed tones and thought by many to be the greatest fairytale ever told (much like Jesus and global warming). Pharmacy lives for the boundless intermingling of hard music genres created from the heart; pounding techno music, screaming distortion and heavy baselines. The Pharmacy John Farnham experience is an opportunity for old heads and young savages alike to smell the glove- sugar we’re going down swingin!

[8BIT RAGE!]
A*S*Y*S aka FRANK ELLRICH
MASTER & SERVANT (PROTEUS b2b FRISKY)
HELLRAISER
DR WILLIS
LCK
T2 b2b TONKA
NATIVITY IN BLACK
PLUS SPECIAL GUEST: JOHN FARNHAM

[THE PHUTURE]
LINEUP TBC

PHARMACY: END OF AN ERA! DVD RELEASE
Containing more video nasties and depraved indecency than you can shake you disco stick at- The 'Pharmacy: End Of An Era' DVD is ready for mass consumption!

True to Pharmacy's eternal legacy this DVD features a cast of thousands- all of the biggest and baddest Pharmacy favourites covering the full continuum of the harder styles to kings of 'hands in the air' trance. Whether you love it hard and fast or slow and tender- Pharmacy is a lover like no other! Appearances from: Yoji, Scot Project, Proteus, Kutski, Sean Tyas, Push, Marcus Schossow, Leeroy Thornhill (The Prodigy) and many many many more.

'End Of An Era' will win NO Oscars- it is not the story of a gay retarded football player from a small third world nation who overcomes brain parasites only to conduct the new york philharmonic (with his pet alien). Nor is this film available in 3D. This is merely an archive of the darkest, hardest and dirtiest parties to ever disgrace Australia! Real fucking horrorshow!

Available 1 June via:
www.melbourneshuffler.com
www.killrockstar.com.au

THE HI-FI. 125 SWANSTON STREET. MELBOURNE
18+ Only. Photo ID required…
Doors open 09:00pm – 05:00am


[TICKETING]

First release: $35+BF! Strictly limited to 100!
Presale: $45+ BF
More on the door!

www.thehifi.com.au or 1300THEHIFI (1300 843 4434)
www.inthemix.com.au

 

[PsiloSubNaut]

Pharmacy had it's day many years ago and I believe with the current MDMA shortage that it will be worse than ever...

Sorry but seeing bouncers get gang bashed by wogs for not letting them go upstairs at QBH (upstairs was full) is not my idea of a night out

Just my 2c

 

[Lovegrud]

I don't know psilo, the last pharmacy was pretty amazing and came with limited muzza's this hasn't had enough media exposure to get all that much notice by the wogs plus proteus scares them away!

I'm in (shame on the MDMA shortage though )

 

[Gigant$chism]

All Pharmacy parties have been great over the years. They are what u make them. I usually go by myself, so I don't have to deal with the dramas of having a big crew! Just enjoy the music, have a great dance and have fun for yourself. I agree that dodgy shit goes down every now and then, but Pharmacy have been the kings of the kick ass hard trance parties for ages. A*S*Y*S is my fave, so I was wondering who was going to bring him out this year. Can't believe that there's another Pharmacy party since they claimed to have had their last! This will be a good nite. The Hi-Fi venue sux balls, but it only matters what's coming out of the speakers that concerns me! This will be good. I getting my tix at the end of the week. If anyone has issues with the party, then don't go. Only go if you're passionate about it

 

[toenibbler]

hifi is a mega sweat box, if im dancin heaps i come out soaked haha.

 

[PsiloSubNaut]

^^^ True, the Opiou gig at hifi weekend after rainbow was a sauna!

 

[sir pacman]

Wish this was on the week after Magic City!

Good to see Pharmacy back in Melbourne. Hopefully Q-Dance will take note!

 

[andyturbo]

With nearly all mid/large scale rave events ending in melb over the last 12-18 months, this is only good news. Other than the occasional Hard Kandy event, there are no other mid-sized rave events in melb anymore. Glad too see its back

 

[PsiloSubNaut]

^^^lack of MDMA and people blowing out all over every rave in Melbourne doesn't make promoters want to have shows in this city.

I can't blame them

Fuck having your name tied to events where people seriously don't give a fuck about their health let alone yours...