Both of us. God and myself.
God told me so in a faw away place. There was an uncomfortable silence in the room. So I walked over to God who was sitting cross-legged on the floor on a beautiful rug. Then I patted God on the head and said "That's a good goddey." We all laughed. God laughed the loudest then said, "Remember, the phenethylamine experience lends itself best to oral administration. Anyone with any sense in the matter will always eat PEAs." And that was how it happened.