1. First of all, r u a guy or a girl? girl
2. what is your sexual organ's name? i don't have one actually
3. do you masturbate? yes
4. how many times per day do u masturbate? once? its not really a daily thing
5. per week? a couple times. i don't really keep track.
6. do you fantasize while you masturbate? yeah, otherwise it wouldn't really do anything
7. if so, what do you fantasize about? bdsm related stuff mostly
8. do you use sex toys while masturbating? not usually.
9. do you use lubricants of anykind (handlotion, spit, etc.)? don't really need it since i am girl
15. do you watch porn or look at pornographic content? yuppers
16. do you get wet? well yeah, there would not really be a point to masturbate if i wasn't turned on
17. does it feel better before, during, or after you orgasm? umm, during and after? if i felt better before why would i bother with doing anything in the first place
18. do you make noises? no when i masturbate
19. if so, how loud? i am rather quiet
20. do you do it home alone or with other people in the house? generally alone
21. have you ever been caught doing it? actually no.
22. have you ever done it in front of someone of the opposite sex? yes
23. have you ever done it in front of someone of the same sex? nope
girls only
29. do you rub your boobies while you do it? not usually
30. how long do your orgasms last? they are kinda quick but the afterglow is nice
31. how long does it take to reach an orgasm? around 10 min
32. do you keep going after you reach orgasm? sometimes.
33. whats the longest youve ever done it? uh, an hour maybe? i tend to get bored
PART TWO!
1. If you had a choice as to how often you would have sex, how often would it be? i pretty much have sex when i want
2. Do you masturbate? i think that was covered above
3. Have you ever masturbated for your partner while they sat and watched? yes
4. Have you ever wanted to watch your partner masturbate? yup
5. Have you ever had a partner masturbate for you while you sat and watched? yes
6. When do you like to watch pornography? i like some porn, like the stuff on kink.com... i like soft core porn you see on cinemax cause it makes me giggle... normal porn bores me tho
7. Have you ever used sex toys? yes. plenty of them
8. Have you ever stripped for your partner? yes. i've done it in strip club too (i wasn't working there either)
9. Have you ever video taped yourself having sex? yes. it prolly shouldn't have been labelled ______ sex cause my husband's roommate found it once
10. What type of picture would you prefer to take for your partner? i take all kinds of pics
11. Have you ever had sex with more than one partner in the same day? nope
12. Do you like to receive oral sex? actually no. i find it boring
14. Do you like to give oral sex? on occasion. i like to bite, that does not go well
15. Would you let your partner cum in your face? doesn't bother me at all
16. Have you ever let your partner cum in your mouth? again, i have no issue with it
17. Have you ever swallowed his/her cum? yup. its easier clean up
21. While having sex, would you like having your partner stick his/her finger in your ass? if he wanted to
23. Would you let your partner toss your salad (eat your ass out)? if he wanted to. i prolly would not get much from it tho
25. Have you ever played fantasy with your partner? what an oddly worded question, yes
26. Have you or your partner ever pretended to be a vampire? lol, nope
27. Have you or your partner ever cross dressed and had sex? crossdressed - yes... sex while dressed like a boy - no
28. Have you or your partner ever shaved off all your pubic hair? i wax
29. How do you prefer your partner's pubic hair? well trimmed
30. Have you or your partner ever involved a fruit or vegetable in sex? no, i like to eat food
31. Have you ever had phone sex? yup
38. Have you ever had a one night stand? nope. and what happened to 32-37?
39. Have you ever had sex on the first date? nope. but i have been with my husband since high school
40. Have you ever had sex in public? yes, its rather fun
41. Have you ever given your partner your underwear as a souvenir? no, i find that strange
42. Have you ever kept your partner's underwear as a souvenir? no
43. Which pair of underwear would you give him/her? none
44. Have you ever had a threesome? no but i think it would be fun
45. What kind of threesome would you prefer? does not matter to me
48. Have you ever had sex in the same room with another couple who was also having sex? yeah, that is what happens when you share hotel rooms
49. Have you ever switched partners while having sex? nope
51. Do you like to be spanked? yup
52. How do you like to be spanked? hard?
53. Do you like spanking your partner? yeah
54. Do you like having your hair pulled by your partner? yeah
55. Do you like to pull your partner's hair during sex? his hair is too short
58. Have you ever done a heavy sadomasochistic (S&M) session with your partner? yeah
59. Have you ever played in a public dungeon with your partner? yeah, altho i went a friend not my husband
60. Do you crave being in control of or being controlled by your partner? i like to switch
PART THREE!
1. Are you in love? yuppers
2. Have you ever been in love? well yeah
3. Are you sexually active? yeah
5. How well do love and sex go together? rather well
6. Would you ever give or receive oral sex in a random hookup? if i randomly hooked up with someone i suppose i would
7. Do you even do random hookups? nope
11. Do you believe in waiting till you are married to have sex? no, i think it puts too much pressure on the wedding night if you wait
14. Is it really better to have loved and lost than to have never loved at all? yeah
15. Has anyone ever used a pickup line on you? the best was when someone started throwing popcorn at me because "i was too hot to hit on"
16. Do you like bad boys? yup
17. What's your favourite toy(s) if you use them? does bondage tape count? i like it because it has lots of different uses
18. Have you ever had a crush on a teacher? prolly, i don't remember
19. Ever been hit on by a teacher? i don't think so
20. Do you joke about sex a lot? i have a pretty dirty mind and i like to make comments that sound sexual
21. Can you relate anything to sex? i am sure i could if i tried
22. When was the last time you got some? a few days ago
23. Is there someone you're longing to be with, right this very second? i miss my friends on ohio and seattle, but i don't want to sleep with any of them
24. So what's your ideal romantic date? i like steak. a lot.
25. If you liked someone who asked you out, but that person didn't believe in sex before marriage, would you forget about them? i am married. but if i liked the person, i don't think i would care
26. Does someone's social status/reputation have an effect on whether you would say yes or no if they asked you out? not in the slightest
27. Would you date someone who would be likely to get you in trouble? i am pretty sure that would be my husband
28. Do you seek excitement in your love life? well yes
32. Ever walk in on your parents having sex? no, my parents actually sleep in separate rooms/houses
33. Do you carry condoms even if you never end up using them? nope, i have no need for them
2. what is your sexual organ's name? i don't have one actually
3. do you masturbate? yes
4. how many times per day do u masturbate? once? its not really a daily thing
5. per week? a couple times. i don't really keep track.
6. do you fantasize while you masturbate? yeah, otherwise it wouldn't really do anything
7. if so, what do you fantasize about? bdsm related stuff mostly
8. do you use sex toys while masturbating? not usually.
9. do you use lubricants of anykind (handlotion, spit, etc.)? don't really need it since i am girl
15. do you watch porn or look at pornographic content? yuppers
16. do you get wet? well yeah, there would not really be a point to masturbate if i wasn't turned on
17. does it feel better before, during, or after you orgasm? umm, during and after? if i felt better before why would i bother with doing anything in the first place
18. do you make noises? no when i masturbate
19. if so, how loud? i am rather quiet
20. do you do it home alone or with other people in the house? generally alone
21. have you ever been caught doing it? actually no.
22. have you ever done it in front of someone of the opposite sex? yes
23. have you ever done it in front of someone of the same sex? nope
girls only
29. do you rub your boobies while you do it? not usually
30. how long do your orgasms last? they are kinda quick but the afterglow is nice
31. how long does it take to reach an orgasm? around 10 min
32. do you keep going after you reach orgasm? sometimes.
33. whats the longest youve ever done it? uh, an hour maybe? i tend to get bored
PART TWO!
1. If you had a choice as to how often you would have sex, how often would it be? i pretty much have sex when i want
2. Do you masturbate? i think that was covered above
3. Have you ever masturbated for your partner while they sat and watched? yes
4. Have you ever wanted to watch your partner masturbate? yup
5. Have you ever had a partner masturbate for you while you sat and watched? yes
6. When do you like to watch pornography? i like some porn, like the stuff on kink.com... i like soft core porn you see on cinemax cause it makes me giggle... normal porn bores me tho
7. Have you ever used sex toys? yes. plenty of them
8. Have you ever stripped for your partner? yes. i've done it in strip club too (i wasn't working there either)
9. Have you ever video taped yourself having sex? yes. it prolly shouldn't have been labelled ______ sex cause my husband's roommate found it once
10. What type of picture would you prefer to take for your partner? i take all kinds of pics
11. Have you ever had sex with more than one partner in the same day? nope
12. Do you like to receive oral sex? actually no. i find it boring
14. Do you like to give oral sex? on occasion. i like to bite, that does not go well
15. Would you let your partner cum in your face? doesn't bother me at all
16. Have you ever let your partner cum in your mouth? again, i have no issue with it
17. Have you ever swallowed his/her cum? yup. its easier clean up
21. While having sex, would you like having your partner stick his/her finger in your ass? if he wanted to
23. Would you let your partner toss your salad (eat your ass out)? if he wanted to. i prolly would not get much from it tho
25. Have you ever played fantasy with your partner? what an oddly worded question, yes
26. Have you or your partner ever pretended to be a vampire? lol, nope
27. Have you or your partner ever cross dressed and had sex? crossdressed - yes... sex while dressed like a boy - no
28. Have you or your partner ever shaved off all your pubic hair? i wax
29. How do you prefer your partner's pubic hair? well trimmed
30. Have you or your partner ever involved a fruit or vegetable in sex? no, i like to eat food
31. Have you ever had phone sex? yup
38. Have you ever had a one night stand? nope. and what happened to 32-37?
39. Have you ever had sex on the first date? nope. but i have been with my husband since high school
40. Have you ever had sex in public? yes, its rather fun
41. Have you ever given your partner your underwear as a souvenir? no, i find that strange
42. Have you ever kept your partner's underwear as a souvenir? no
43. Which pair of underwear would you give him/her? none
44. Have you ever had a threesome? no but i think it would be fun
45. What kind of threesome would you prefer? does not matter to me
48. Have you ever had sex in the same room with another couple who was also having sex? yeah, that is what happens when you share hotel rooms
49. Have you ever switched partners while having sex? nope
51. Do you like to be spanked? yup
52. How do you like to be spanked? hard?
53. Do you like spanking your partner? yeah
54. Do you like having your hair pulled by your partner? yeah
55. Do you like to pull your partner's hair during sex? his hair is too short
58. Have you ever done a heavy sadomasochistic (S&M) session with your partner? yeah
59. Have you ever played in a public dungeon with your partner? yeah, altho i went a friend not my husband
60. Do you crave being in control of or being controlled by your partner? i like to switch
PART THREE!
1. Are you in love? yuppers
2. Have you ever been in love? well yeah
3. Are you sexually active? yeah
5. How well do love and sex go together? rather well
6. Would you ever give or receive oral sex in a random hookup? if i randomly hooked up with someone i suppose i would
7. Do you even do random hookups? nope
11. Do you believe in waiting till you are married to have sex? no, i think it puts too much pressure on the wedding night if you wait
14. Is it really better to have loved and lost than to have never loved at all? yeah
15. Has anyone ever used a pickup line on you? the best was when someone started throwing popcorn at me because "i was too hot to hit on"
16. Do you like bad boys? yup
17. What's your favourite toy(s) if you use them? does bondage tape count? i like it because it has lots of different uses
18. Have you ever had a crush on a teacher? prolly, i don't remember
19. Ever been hit on by a teacher? i don't think so
20. Do you joke about sex a lot? i have a pretty dirty mind and i like to make comments that sound sexual
21. Can you relate anything to sex? i am sure i could if i tried
22. When was the last time you got some? a few days ago
23. Is there someone you're longing to be with, right this very second? i miss my friends on ohio and seattle, but i don't want to sleep with any of them
24. So what's your ideal romantic date? i like steak. a lot.
25. If you liked someone who asked you out, but that person didn't believe in sex before marriage, would you forget about them? i am married. but if i liked the person, i don't think i would care
26. Does someone's social status/reputation have an effect on whether you would say yes or no if they asked you out? not in the slightest
27. Would you date someone who would be likely to get you in trouble? i am pretty sure that would be my husband
28. Do you seek excitement in your love life? well yes
32. Ever walk in on your parents having sex? no, my parents actually sleep in separate rooms/houses
33. Do you carry condoms even if you never end up using them? nope, i have no need for them
. I didn't realize you don't have a sexual organ :D
