When I'm alone with my dildoes and a little E, poppers and weed this is what I do.
First of all bathe, complete body shave, enema and clean out inside.
Make up, and get dressed in my favourite night dress and wrapper. Wig.
All my dildoes are ready and waiting. A pot of J-Lube is ready and so is the silicon oil. The poppers are in my huffing pot and the joint for later is made.
The music is ready and the remote is next to the bed.
I've got a black light on a couple of red lamps, a fiberglass lamp with changing colours and a lava lamp.
I drop the E and watch TV until it starts to come on.
When I start to get the undulations that make me want to shake my ass. I get up and walk around shaking my ass as much as possible. Then I'll do a shimmy or two and then bump and grind clockwise and then counterclockwise.
By this time I'll be feeling the booty call so hard that I have to lie on the bed.
I put the music on. It's my favourite mix, and lying back on the two big cushions I have I will slowing play with my pussy (asshole). First just a vibrator round the outside and then I'll slip a flexible wand vibrator inside.
I'm still coming up and probably I'll lie there for a while with the vibrator deep inside me. I like to slide it up and down and right to the top of my pussy where the rectal valves are. If it's really good I might take a little sniff of the poppers, but more likely I'll choose out a dildo about the thickness of an ordinary dick. It's double-ended and about 15 inches long. I spread a towel over two of the cushions and lay my legs over them, I lube myself up with silicone oil and then I take the head of the dildo and slowly let it in.
When it's about halfway I lie back and let the other end of the dildo rest against the cushions and towel. In this way I can push down with my pussy and take the dildo in and then slowly push it out again into the towel.
I will do this repeatedly and perhaps do poppers until I feel the need for a larger dildo.
My next dildo is also double ended but its about as thick as man's wrist (6 cm) it's also much longer. I slip it in and using the same technique as before I let it go in as high as I can. This time I will definitely use poppers and will go until I can feel the dildo leaving the upper end of my pussy and enter the sigmoid intestine. If it's nice I will keep on pushing it in and allowing it to slip down again.
By this time I will be really open and ready to take my favourite dildo, a black ribbed affair with a length of 33 cm. This one has a flat base so that I can trap the end in the towel and slide my pussy up and down the dildo. When my partner does it for me I will reach orgasm within minutes but one my own I will need patience and perhaps the pot as well.
I will get a good rhythm going, up down up down up down and then take a serious blast on the poppers.
Keep going, keep going, keep going, my head is spinning my breasts are aching, I need, I need and slowly I will get the feeling that's its coming, that nothing can stop it, nothing I am heaving I am groaning I vocalize, unnh, unnh, fuck me, fuck me, fuck me and then and then and then IT'S there .....
My body shakes, my pussy clenches like a fist on the dildo, repeatedly, I shake, I am covered in perspiration, I am panting and slowly I start to realize where I am.
I take a rest. And after a while I will smoke some pot and have hallucinations and put the dildo shaped like a human hand in .....
