Every Tuesday for the past 3 months me and my friend T, have been going to the gym centre to mess around on the trampolines mats and foam pits. Since this Tuesday was going to be our last for this year, we decided to have 2 cones each before we left.
T got the pot off some random guy that gave it to him at his work, so we went into his brother’s room to chop it up and smoke it. The last time I done this would have been about 2 years ago and I couldn’t really remember what the side effects were going to be like. After my first cone I just sat down and giggled while T had his turn.
We cleaned up the mess and got ready to drive to the gym. While walking to the car I started to feel my eyes burning and my arms and legs feeling heavier and heavier. We were already half and hour late so we rang our coach to say were will be about another 30 minutes. Everything started to feel like it was in slow motion, I felt like I was 50 metres tall and crushing everything with my feet like a giant.
There were 2 bottles on the lounge room table next to each other. Every step in the lounge room made them vibrate, for some reason I found this to be the funniest thing ever, I kept walking back and fourth though the lounge room listening to the bottles hit each other.
"Dude, u think you’re okay to drive to the gym?" T says "uh... huh? Yeah man... im fine, ive done it heaps of times" I found the 30 minute drive to the gym centre so scary, changing lanes, putting the indicator on, parking, I had to get out, he was going to crash I knew it.
Finally we made to the gym, now a bit relived we started laughing at ourselves and started to enjoy the trip. "Oi man, lock my door ok, oi oi dude can ya lock my door, don’t for get to lo...” "Shut up man! I wont forget to lock ya door". Both bursting in to laugher we walked into our class.
The second we walked in our coach R, was just staring at us. I said "pft hahaha... what? Here take our money, we going on the trampolines" R just kept staring. She didn’t want to take our money "You guys are idiots, look... my boss is here now, shes going to leave in 10 minutes ok, can you just sit down and stretch for a while, when she leaves u can go do what u want." she took our money and we walked over to the mat and sat down. Our coach has always been heaps cool to us, except when her boss is around she tries to act more professional with her job, which is fair enough.
I started stretching my legs, every time I stretched a muscle it would start to burn and stay burning for about 5 minutes, that was kind of weird. Still laughing and giggling to myself I look over at T and find him just sitting with his eyes wide open just staring at the back wall. "What’s up man? Dude u okay?" he wouldn’t answer me. Our coach decided to send us to the back of the room to sit down, we must have looked heaps sus just sitting there staring and giggling.
Tom still wasn’t talking to me, I had no idea why. We walked to the back of the room where we got to hurdle some mats and jump a balance beam, meh, wasn’t that fun. We sat down and noticed that everyone else in our class was all in a big group on the other side of the room, none of them had said anything to us. I jumped on a trampoline and started bouncing, whoa, it was so hard, I thought id try a back flip and actually landed one, "YES holy shit .. Dude I landed it ! Hahahaha" T was still just sitting staring at the front of the room now. "Dude have a turn its fun. He had a quick go and sat back down. Something was wrong with him. I just stayed on the trampoline trying to mix combinations of knees to bum to feet.
Finally it came to me what was wrong with him, he was paranoid that R's boss will know were high. By then it was too late, everyone in the whole gym knew it, and they were all gathered at the front of the room just staring at us. This wasn’t fun at all, R has either told everyone that we were high, or everyone can just tell. T was paranoid and wouldn’t talk or move, so I suggested we go sit outside in the parking lot for a bit. "Nah nah not yet.. Well just sit here for another 5 minutes" I looked over at him and noticed how bloodshot his eyes were, as soon as I seen that, I just walked out. Everyone must have seen our eyes and knew we were off our chops. While walking back to put my shoes on and get my phone and wallet, I heard a voice say, "That guy is sooo high" R gave our money back and we walked back to the car and sat down. "Man that was fucked hey, everyone knew we was high, R must of told everyone, what are we gunna do?" T was starting to relax by now "let’s go get some food and go home". So we drove to hungry jacks and got some food. Driving was still scary for me, so I just tried thinking of something else until we got home. Finally we got there, went inside sat down and watched triple X 2.
It finished at about midnight, I was pretty well straight by then and decided to drive the 45 minute drive back to my house rather than crash at his.
all in all was still a pretty fun experience, I’ve found out that pot makes u paranoid about every little thing, and would be allot more fun to just sit at home with ya mates and a movie.
T got the pot off some random guy that gave it to him at his work, so we went into his brother’s room to chop it up and smoke it. The last time I done this would have been about 2 years ago and I couldn’t really remember what the side effects were going to be like. After my first cone I just sat down and giggled while T had his turn.
We cleaned up the mess and got ready to drive to the gym. While walking to the car I started to feel my eyes burning and my arms and legs feeling heavier and heavier. We were already half and hour late so we rang our coach to say were will be about another 30 minutes. Everything started to feel like it was in slow motion, I felt like I was 50 metres tall and crushing everything with my feet like a giant.
There were 2 bottles on the lounge room table next to each other. Every step in the lounge room made them vibrate, for some reason I found this to be the funniest thing ever, I kept walking back and fourth though the lounge room listening to the bottles hit each other.
"Dude, u think you’re okay to drive to the gym?" T says "uh... huh? Yeah man... im fine, ive done it heaps of times" I found the 30 minute drive to the gym centre so scary, changing lanes, putting the indicator on, parking, I had to get out, he was going to crash I knew it.
Finally we made to the gym, now a bit relived we started laughing at ourselves and started to enjoy the trip. "Oi man, lock my door ok, oi oi dude can ya lock my door, don’t for get to lo...” "Shut up man! I wont forget to lock ya door". Both bursting in to laugher we walked into our class.
The second we walked in our coach R, was just staring at us. I said "pft hahaha... what? Here take our money, we going on the trampolines" R just kept staring. She didn’t want to take our money "You guys are idiots, look... my boss is here now, shes going to leave in 10 minutes ok, can you just sit down and stretch for a while, when she leaves u can go do what u want." she took our money and we walked over to the mat and sat down. Our coach has always been heaps cool to us, except when her boss is around she tries to act more professional with her job, which is fair enough.
I started stretching my legs, every time I stretched a muscle it would start to burn and stay burning for about 5 minutes, that was kind of weird. Still laughing and giggling to myself I look over at T and find him just sitting with his eyes wide open just staring at the back wall. "What’s up man? Dude u okay?" he wouldn’t answer me. Our coach decided to send us to the back of the room to sit down, we must have looked heaps sus just sitting there staring and giggling.
Tom still wasn’t talking to me, I had no idea why. We walked to the back of the room where we got to hurdle some mats and jump a balance beam, meh, wasn’t that fun. We sat down and noticed that everyone else in our class was all in a big group on the other side of the room, none of them had said anything to us. I jumped on a trampoline and started bouncing, whoa, it was so hard, I thought id try a back flip and actually landed one, "YES holy shit .. Dude I landed it ! Hahahaha" T was still just sitting staring at the front of the room now. "Dude have a turn its fun. He had a quick go and sat back down. Something was wrong with him. I just stayed on the trampoline trying to mix combinations of knees to bum to feet.
Finally it came to me what was wrong with him, he was paranoid that R's boss will know were high. By then it was too late, everyone in the whole gym knew it, and they were all gathered at the front of the room just staring at us. This wasn’t fun at all, R has either told everyone that we were high, or everyone can just tell. T was paranoid and wouldn’t talk or move, so I suggested we go sit outside in the parking lot for a bit. "Nah nah not yet.. Well just sit here for another 5 minutes" I looked over at him and noticed how bloodshot his eyes were, as soon as I seen that, I just walked out. Everyone must have seen our eyes and knew we were off our chops. While walking back to put my shoes on and get my phone and wallet, I heard a voice say, "That guy is sooo high" R gave our money back and we walked back to the car and sat down. "Man that was fucked hey, everyone knew we was high, R must of told everyone, what are we gunna do?" T was starting to relax by now "let’s go get some food and go home". So we drove to hungry jacks and got some food. Driving was still scary for me, so I just tried thinking of something else until we got home. Finally we got there, went inside sat down and watched triple X 2.
It finished at about midnight, I was pretty well straight by then and decided to drive the 45 minute drive back to my house rather than crash at his.
all in all was still a pretty fun experience, I’ve found out that pot makes u paranoid about every little thing, and would be allot more fun to just sit at home with ya mates and a movie.
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