Weed - ~10th experience - Kittens, driving, shopping centre, beach! :D
This is my first trip report, so please tell me how you like it.
Earlier this year, in March I think it was, I was sitting at my computer having a joint. The bud wasn't that great - bush, I think, but it did the job. However my supplies were relatively low. A friend came online (hereby referred to as S), and I immediately asked him if he had any pot on him. He quickly replied saying that he had some unbelievably strong stuff and asked if I wanted him to come round and we oould smoke some and go for a drive. Of course, I accepted :D.
About 30 minutes later there was a knock at the door. I opened it up and S came through. We went out the back veranda and he showed me the gear. It had a *very* strong smell to it. I hadn't smelt anything stronger in my entire pot-smoking life. It was so sticky that I felt like I wanted to wash my hands aftert touching it. It also had little purples hairs on it (very small, but they were still there).
He had already chopped some up and had it in a shot glass. He brought his bong, too, which was good because we both preffered bongs over joints. I packed the first one for him (just a thing we do - whoever supplies the weed gets the first one packed for him), just green - we only ever smoked green.
He had his first one and when I asked him how it was he again, said it was "so fuckin' strong". I was so excited. At this stage I was relatively new to smoking pot (around my 10th experience I think), so I still got excited about smoking.
I packed myself a nice cone (alright, it was fuckin huge), and lit it up. It was fairly harsh on the throat, but I just didn't give a fuck. I exhaled and almost immediately felt the effects. This stuff was intense. We sat around in a daze for five minutes or so, then he said he'll have another half-cone cos he had to drive. He packed and smoked himself his half, and then at the exact moment that he exhaled, one of my kittens came up to me and jumped on my lap. Giggling like a school girl, I quickly packed myself another monster cone. I held my kitty on my lap, as I lit up and exhaled on my kitten – in her face!
At this point S and I were both pissing ourselves laughing. Kitty slowly got up and walked down towards the backyard – sooooooo slowly! She kept on looking back at us as if to say “thanks guys!” (or so we thought at the time). There was a bird that landed on the fence just above her and she stood there staring at it for the longest time – even after it flew off. We couldn't stop laughing.
I had myself another one (only about half this time) and we were on our way.
We had decided to go for a bit of a drive. For anyone who hasn't experienced it yet, being in a car while stoned is one of the most intense marijuana experiences you could ever imagine. Everything moves so fast yet so slow at the same time. It's so difficult to explain. I was so heavily intoxicated. S was driving his car – he has a nice stereo in it and it sounded awesome. The bass tingled through my spine and I could actually feel the music inside me.
We were running low on fuel, so we decided to go to the shopping centre for ultra paranoia. We went up to our local shopping centre and it was unbelievable. I saw someone that I knew, I went up and tried to talk to them however all I could say was some kind of jibberish, I was that out of it. I was so stoned.
We headed into Kmart where we stumbled around the toy section for quite some time, laughing at all the stuff that was there. We must have been extremely loud, because a lot of the older people in there kept on looking at us as if we were a couple of fuckin' stoners :D. It was great. The lights in the shopping centre were unreal. They were so bright, it hurt, but in a good way! We went up to the food court where I got myself a huge serving of fried rice at this asian stall, and it was easily the best rice I've ever eaten in my entire life. I then got myself a milkshake, drunk that in no time, and we headed out back to the car.
We got some petrol, and by the time we were back on the road, we felt the effects starting to wear off. We are very fortunate where we live, the beach and shopping centre is about a 3 – 4 minute drive away from each other. We decided that we'd go to the beach, because, well, neither of us had been to the beach stoned before.
Now, by the time we got there, the effects were wearing off immensely. It was a very bright day, warm, not windy, a typical Australian day. We got on the beach, and, being a tuesday, the carpark was dead empty – good signs.
We got out of the car and made our way to the beach. The sun felt so good on our backs, the sand between our toes, in fact it almost felt like the effects were getting stronger.
We got to the beach, stepped onto it and WHAM! Like a tonne of bricks, we were as stoned as we had ever been in our entire life. It was so sunny, the waves crashing, the sea breeze, the reflection on the water, the seagulls chirping, the sand between our toes, the trees swaying ever so softly in the breeze, the blue sky, the few white fluffy clouds. It was quite possibly the most beautiful moment in my life. It was beautiful. No other word to describe it. We stood there for a good 10 minutes. We both exclaimed at the exact same time “its like, we can see 180 degrees!” and it was! We had complete 180 degree vision of our surroundings. We saw everything. It was incredible. Everything, everything was just beautiful.
S said that he had to go in, he couldn't resist. I declined, still being in awe of the beach itself. He went in for only about 5 - 10 minutes and came back just smiling and sat on the sand. I sat too, and we just spoke about how beautiful the beach was and how we should come here more often, stoned and non-stoned alike.
The effects wore off again, very quickly unfortunately, but it was so worth it for those 10 – 15 minutes where the effects were as strong as ever. Unfortunately, it was getting to that time of day where we getting very, very tired. I fell asleep in the car and S took me home, and woke me when we got there (only like 10 minutes drive).
What a great day.
This is my first trip report, please tell me if you liked it. It's a bit long, sorry, it was longer than I first wanted it but you get that
I hope I didn't bore you all to death.
This is my first trip report, so please tell me how you like it.
Earlier this year, in March I think it was, I was sitting at my computer having a joint. The bud wasn't that great - bush, I think, but it did the job. However my supplies were relatively low. A friend came online (hereby referred to as S), and I immediately asked him if he had any pot on him. He quickly replied saying that he had some unbelievably strong stuff and asked if I wanted him to come round and we oould smoke some and go for a drive. Of course, I accepted :D.
About 30 minutes later there was a knock at the door. I opened it up and S came through. We went out the back veranda and he showed me the gear. It had a *very* strong smell to it. I hadn't smelt anything stronger in my entire pot-smoking life. It was so sticky that I felt like I wanted to wash my hands aftert touching it. It also had little purples hairs on it (very small, but they were still there).
He had already chopped some up and had it in a shot glass. He brought his bong, too, which was good because we both preffered bongs over joints. I packed the first one for him (just a thing we do - whoever supplies the weed gets the first one packed for him), just green - we only ever smoked green.
He had his first one and when I asked him how it was he again, said it was "so fuckin' strong". I was so excited. At this stage I was relatively new to smoking pot (around my 10th experience I think), so I still got excited about smoking.
I packed myself a nice cone (alright, it was fuckin huge), and lit it up. It was fairly harsh on the throat, but I just didn't give a fuck. I exhaled and almost immediately felt the effects. This stuff was intense. We sat around in a daze for five minutes or so, then he said he'll have another half-cone cos he had to drive. He packed and smoked himself his half, and then at the exact moment that he exhaled, one of my kittens came up to me and jumped on my lap. Giggling like a school girl, I quickly packed myself another monster cone. I held my kitty on my lap, as I lit up and exhaled on my kitten – in her face!
At this point S and I were both pissing ourselves laughing. Kitty slowly got up and walked down towards the backyard – sooooooo slowly! She kept on looking back at us as if to say “thanks guys!” (or so we thought at the time). There was a bird that landed on the fence just above her and she stood there staring at it for the longest time – even after it flew off. We couldn't stop laughing.
I had myself another one (only about half this time) and we were on our way.
We had decided to go for a bit of a drive. For anyone who hasn't experienced it yet, being in a car while stoned is one of the most intense marijuana experiences you could ever imagine. Everything moves so fast yet so slow at the same time. It's so difficult to explain. I was so heavily intoxicated. S was driving his car – he has a nice stereo in it and it sounded awesome. The bass tingled through my spine and I could actually feel the music inside me.
We were running low on fuel, so we decided to go to the shopping centre for ultra paranoia. We went up to our local shopping centre and it was unbelievable. I saw someone that I knew, I went up and tried to talk to them however all I could say was some kind of jibberish, I was that out of it. I was so stoned.
We headed into Kmart where we stumbled around the toy section for quite some time, laughing at all the stuff that was there. We must have been extremely loud, because a lot of the older people in there kept on looking at us as if we were a couple of fuckin' stoners :D. It was great. The lights in the shopping centre were unreal. They were so bright, it hurt, but in a good way! We went up to the food court where I got myself a huge serving of fried rice at this asian stall, and it was easily the best rice I've ever eaten in my entire life. I then got myself a milkshake, drunk that in no time, and we headed out back to the car.
We got some petrol, and by the time we were back on the road, we felt the effects starting to wear off. We are very fortunate where we live, the beach and shopping centre is about a 3 – 4 minute drive away from each other. We decided that we'd go to the beach, because, well, neither of us had been to the beach stoned before.
Now, by the time we got there, the effects were wearing off immensely. It was a very bright day, warm, not windy, a typical Australian day. We got on the beach, and, being a tuesday, the carpark was dead empty – good signs.
We got out of the car and made our way to the beach. The sun felt so good on our backs, the sand between our toes, in fact it almost felt like the effects were getting stronger.
We got to the beach, stepped onto it and WHAM! Like a tonne of bricks, we were as stoned as we had ever been in our entire life. It was so sunny, the waves crashing, the sea breeze, the reflection on the water, the seagulls chirping, the sand between our toes, the trees swaying ever so softly in the breeze, the blue sky, the few white fluffy clouds. It was quite possibly the most beautiful moment in my life. It was beautiful. No other word to describe it. We stood there for a good 10 minutes. We both exclaimed at the exact same time “its like, we can see 180 degrees!” and it was! We had complete 180 degree vision of our surroundings. We saw everything. It was incredible. Everything, everything was just beautiful.
S said that he had to go in, he couldn't resist. I declined, still being in awe of the beach itself. He went in for only about 5 - 10 minutes and came back just smiling and sat on the sand. I sat too, and we just spoke about how beautiful the beach was and how we should come here more often, stoned and non-stoned alike.
The effects wore off again, very quickly unfortunately, but it was so worth it for those 10 – 15 minutes where the effects were as strong as ever. Unfortunately, it was getting to that time of day where we getting very, very tired. I fell asleep in the car and S took me home, and woke me when we got there (only like 10 minutes drive).
What a great day.
This is my first trip report, please tell me if you liked it. It's a bit long, sorry, it was longer than I first wanted it but you get that
I hope I didn't bore you all to death.
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which kinda sucked. So I can't really do it again, until we get a new kitten, which won't be for a while yet unfortunately!