Man Steals Pharmacy Drugs After Hiding In Ceiling

[qwe]

Haha this would so not work in my town's pharmacy. It's very small hehe. Everyone would see you hitting out a ceiling tile and climbing up. It would be funny

put on an roofing engineer's type suit

prob solved

 

[bingalpaws]

Yup! Get roofing clothes, wait til manager's gone home, tell clerks that corporate sent you and that you need their signature on your invoice, and get in that ceiling! jk crime is bad

 

[ControlDenied]

Haha yeah.
except I live in a tiny town where everyone knows each other. they'd be like "...uh, man, why are you climbing into the ceiling?"
they would see me as just some fucked-up kid doing something absurd
however the staff there are mostly young females so they would have to get the police on me (I don't care, feminists. you know it's true). meanwhile I can spend probably 5 good seconds in that ceiling before I either fall down or get dragged out.... Not a cat burglar. Just a cat :D

 

[bingalpaws]

CD, if that isn't gonna work for ya, you could always just find a big ass truck and plow through the wall, then you can have your chance at a CVS pharmacy shopping spree!!! <damn how cool would that be, if drugs were totally legalized, to offer 30 second CVS pharm shopping sprees as a contest or something!!!>

 

[ControlDenied]

Yeh.
then i'd be the... "stampede burglar." You know you're gonna get robbed when your wall falls in and you hear construction equipment

 

[phr]

Using a crowbar to break in, breaking in through vents, pretending to be roofers, crashing through with your car, damn guys there are much easier ways!

 

[billywitchdoc.com]

he picks out what he wants.....helll ya, 80s 40s o0o0o0o like a kid in a candy store is the saying lol

 

[saucy2040]

i swear i had thought of this almost a year ago.

he stole my idea!!!

 

[ControlDenied]

^ Maybe he broke into your ceiling and heard you talking to yourself about it one night

 

[xxanxxtwo]

I am curious though, what about the motion detectors??

 

[bingalpaws]

i swear i had thought of this almost a year ago.

he stole my idea!!!

already mentioned, but I think that this idea is from another day in paradise.

I am curious though, what about the motion detectors??

I said that too, I would've guessed alarms would be going nuts the second he fell throuhg the ceiling! Even my property has motion sensors on it, how would a pharmacy, or any big store, not have them? Pretty cheap and easy security products...

 

[ControlDenied]

Alright. Now we just have to organise the greatest pharmacy-heist of history.
xxanxxtwo you're in charge of lasers and non-living security devices. bingalpaws you're our distractor. I will climb into the ceiling from an old woman's shoulders in the pantyhose aisle and later lower myself by licorice rope into the pharmacist's office, where I will safecrack each depository with my forehead.

 

[phr]

^
I think they did this on an episode of MythBusters.

 

[ControlDenied]

Seriously? Why in the Hell would they do that? MYTH: You can rob a pharmacy and take their drugs. Now Rob and Johnny will test it out by donning pantyhose and smashing old women in the head with billy clubs! All in the name of science!

 

[phr]

It wasn't a pharmacy, they just tested common break in techniques seen in various movies. Deflecting lasers and infrared sensors, crawling through ducts, cracking safes, etc.

 

[bingalpaws]

add spraying aerosol cans to see laser lines like in jay & silent bob, I saw someone try that recently (on fark, I'm sure you can guess which tag lol) and, long story short, the spray threw the alarm.

 

[ControlDenied]

I couldn't have asked for a better team. I've been polishing my forehead on titanium-coated sponges and waxing my choda with a lazarus gecco. Once bingalpaws tricks that wire, I'm straight past the soda can aisle and that old man's pills are MINE! Haha! Try telling your heart to keep beating now you reptile!

 

[xxanxxtwo]

^^I'm ready, I've got plenty of aresol and I'm planning on shooting out the motion detectors with my .357......stealth is key!

 

[xxanxxtwo]

Hmmmm.....not bad. I'd still like to shoot something though.....
And dammit, why isn't ceiling cat involved in this??!!

 

[ControlDenied]

Somebody get that damned cat! He's been lingering in a barn in the Ozarks chasing pussy and binging on catnip. We gota bring him out of retirement for this job. I hear he's put on a lot of weight but he should still have his Game intact.

We have an insider as well - frocked-lady#2 who will lick the medicine cabinet in order to wipe away our finger prints. She will also poison her colleagues with muskol.