Man Steals Pharmacy Drugs After Hiding In Ceiling

ControlDenied said:
Haha this would so not work in my town's pharmacy. It's very small hehe. Everyone would see you hitting out a ceiling tile and climbing up. It would be funny
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put on an roofing engineer's type suit

prob solved
 
Yup! Get roofing clothes, wait til manager's gone home, tell clerks that corporate sent you and that you need their signature on your invoice, and get in that ceiling! jk crime is bad :)
 
phrozen said:
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The good narcotics (CII's) are under lock and key at most pharmacies.
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Haha yeah.
except I live in a tiny town where everyone knows each other. they'd be like "...uh, man, why are you climbing into the ceiling?"
they would see me as just some fucked-up kid doing something absurd
however the staff there are mostly young females so they would have to get the police on me (I don't care, feminists. you know it's true). meanwhile I can spend probably 5 good seconds in that ceiling before I either fall down or get dragged out.... Not a cat burglar. Just a cat :D
 
CD, if that isn't gonna work for ya, you could always just find a big ass truck and plow through the wall, then you can have your chance at a CVS pharmacy shopping spree!!! <damn how cool would that be, if drugs were totally legalized, to offer 30 second CVS pharm shopping sprees as a contest or something!!!>
 
Yeh.
then i'd be the... "stampede burglar." You know you're gonna get robbed when your wall falls in and you hear construction equipment
 
Using a crowbar to break in, breaking in through vents, pretending to be roofers, crashing through with your car, damn guys there are much easier ways!
 
saucy2040 said:
i swear i had thought of this almost a year ago.

he stole my idea!!!
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already mentioned, but I think that this idea is from another day in paradise.


xxanxxtwo said:
I am curious though, what about the motion detectors??
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I said that too, I would've guessed alarms would be going nuts the second he fell throuhg the ceiling! Even my property has motion sensors on it, how would a pharmacy, or any big store, not have them? Pretty cheap and easy security products...
 
Alright. Now we just have to organise the greatest pharmacy-heist of history.
xxanxxtwo you're in charge of lasers and non-living security devices. bingalpaws you're our distractor. I will climb into the ceiling from an old woman's shoulders in the pantyhose aisle and later lower myself by licorice rope into the pharmacist's office, where I will safecrack each depository with my forehead.
 
Seriously? Why in the Hell would they do that? MYTH: You can rob a pharmacy and take their drugs. Now Rob and Johnny will test it out by donning pantyhose and smashing old women in the head with billy clubs! All in the name of science!
 
It wasn't a pharmacy, they just tested common break in techniques seen in various movies. Deflecting lasers and infrared sensors, crawling through ducts, cracking safes, etc.
 
add spraying aerosol cans to see laser lines like in jay & silent bob, I saw someone try that recently (on fark, I'm sure you can guess which tag lol) and, long story short, the spray threw the alarm.
 
I couldn't have asked for a better team. I've been polishing my forehead on titanium-coated sponges and waxing my choda with a lazarus gecco. Once bingalpaws tricks that wire, I'm straight past the soda can aisle and that old man's pills are MINE! Haha! Try telling your heart to keep beating now you reptile!
 
^^I'm ready, I've got plenty of aresol and I'm planning on shooting out the motion detectors with my .357......stealth is key! :)
 
Hmmmm.....not bad. I'd still like to shoot something though.....
And dammit, why isn't ceiling cat involved in this??!!
 
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