Man offers elementary school students money for urine

[PK555]

. detained by school administrators? thats dumb fuckin run. Should have gone to the high school would have fit in age wise and older kids seem to value money more.

Or a college campus and yea administrate some running away perhaps

 

[Kadazzle]

This is a very odd thing to do, but if you know you're going to fail a drug test...

 

[ChemicalSmiles]

Then go do something stupid and get put on a 150k bond ^ ^ lol

 

[slimvictor]

He probably was desperate because he did something totally wrong like smoke a naturally-growing herb, despite being on probation.

The ignorant, evil drug laws are the root of this problem.
The guy's lack of common sense/ intelligence is the other facet.

 

[InvisibleEye]

I like the fact that «annoying» children is actually a part of the Penal code...

 

[Khadijah]

LOL yo, he went to the elementary school cuz middle schoolers is already smokin weed and shit. You aint gonna find guaranteed clean pee unless you get em real young. Then again lol, might catch one whose on Adderall or somethin, piss dirty for amphetamines haha....Wowwww....

Hey this give me a idea tho, now that Im on probation and my piss is clean I could start a bizness!!! :D dang, thats nasty....

 

[di.ACE.tyl.rob]

No more methadone for you Lacey? I thought you was still hittin' up the clinic?

Anyways yeah, with this dudes luck some kid gonna be loaded up on Ritalin and he's gonna get hit for Amps.

LOL

 

[Khadijah]

oh tru yea guess i aint clean but they dont test for methadone where i go to probation at. And i dont go to a clinic i get it prescribed. Fuck a clinic

 

[pofacedhoe]

Students also will be allowed to go to the restroom only in pairs.


Link!

hmm to do what? bit gay

 

[smokeymcpot42088]

This kid, he's only 18 remember. . . must not have one friend in his life that would piss clean.

So I suck at law, would this mean he is forever a sex offender and has molesting children on his record?!!?

Because that would be fucking wrong.

He should sue the man show for the idea.