Man had almost his penis amputated after 27 hour erection

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Man had almost his penis amputated after 27 hour erection
May 27, 2010
Momento 24
http://momento24.com/en/2010/05/27/man-had-almost-his-penis-amputated-after-27-hours-of-erection/

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A man tried to escape from a hospital in the Dominican Republic where he had been hospitalized for priapism, a condition characterized by a prolonged and painful erection not associated with sexual desire after learning that doctors planned to amputate his penis because he may have gangrene.

Luis Rodríguez Taveras, 45, had been admitted more than three weeks in a hospital of the north of the Dominican Republic because of this problem, which was caused by eating a lot of sexual stimulants. In statements given to local journalists later, Rodriguez declared that he had ingested drugs.

“In the hospital they told me that they had to cut my penis because I was turning black, and I could not even urinate,” he told to the Dominican media. “That caused me terror.” Me without a penis? “No” he said. Doctors who attended him found him in the outskirts of Santiago, 160 kilometers north of Santo Domingo.

Rodríguez Taveras said he warned his wife not to sign the document authorizing the operation because “I could not live without my penis.” He argued that the erection began to subside gradually after treatment provided by an urologist at another hospital, who defined it as a good doctor and a “very human.” Finally, the situation returned to normal and can continue with his sex life, but probably will not attempt again to take as many stimulants.

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I bet any guy would have done that in his place. I would fuc*ing run too if someone told me they were planning on amputating my clit.

If I ever have seen a patient take matters into his own hands for the right reasons, this is a prime example.

You go Guy!!!!! He sounds like a pretty cool dude. Wonder what he was thinking..."fuc* this shi*, I'm outta here. I'd rather die than lose my dick..."Runs out in his hospital clothes as far away as possible.

I bet he won't be returning to that same hospital ever again.

Good thing he wasn't a stupid sissy that would put his life in the hands of some idiot doctors. Those fools should have their own damn dicks cut off. wonder how they would like a life w/o sex. Fuckers.
 
Donnie Darko (2001)
Donnie: "Smurfs are asexual. They don't even have... reproductive organs under those little, white pants. It's just so illogical, you know, about being a Smurf.
You know, what's the point of living... if you don't have a dick?"
 
The version not written by a robot:

Casi le amputan el pene luego de 27 horas seguidas de erección

Un hombre intentó huir de un hospital de República Dominicana donde había sido internado por priapismo -una condición caracterizada por una erección prolongada y dolorosa sin tener relación con el deseo sexual-, tras enterarse que los doctores planeaban amputarle el pene porque podía gangrenarse.

Luis Rodríguez Taveras, de 45 años, había sido ingresado hace más de tres semanas en un hospital del norte de República Dominicana a causa de este problema, que según un parte médico fue causado por la ingesta de una gran cantidad de estimulantes sexuales. En declaraciones ofrecidas posteriormente a periodistas locales, Rodríguez insistió en que no había ingerido estupefacientes.

“En el hospital me dijeron que para solucionar la situación que tenía había que cortarme el pene porque se me estaba poniendo negro, ya que ni siquiera podía orinar”, relató a medios dominicanos. “Eso me causó terror. ¿Yo sin pene? No”, dijo a los médicos que le atendían, según narró en su casa de las afueras de Santiago, unos 160 kilómetros al norte de Santo Domingo.

Rodríguez Taveras dijo que advirtió a su esposa no firmar el documento autorizando la operación “porque no podría vivir sin mi pene”. Sostuvo que la erección comenzó a ceder gradualmente tras un tratamiento aplicado por un urólogo de otro centro médico, a quien definió como un buen médico y una persona “muy humana”. Finalmente, la situación se normalizó y podrá seguir con su vida sexual, aunque seguramente no intentara tomar tantos estimulantes.

Last sentence of paragraph 2 of the English translation should read "...Rodriguez declared he had not ingested [recreational] drugs."
 
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“That caused me terror.” Me without a penis? “No” he said. Doctors who attended him found him in the outskirts of Santiago, 160 kilometers north of Santo Domingo.


lol

my thoughts exactly, im sure. ;)
 
Why oh why oh why do people still insist on taking a fuck load of Viagra when they've no cock-problems????
It pisses me off and causes me to involuntary palm my face
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Oh shit, wait...
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There we go ;)
 
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