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IF THERE was ever a reason to quit alcohol, it's this.
A 25-year-old Scottish man has been arrested after making a complete fool of himself while attempting to have sex with a drinks trolley during a train ride from Aberdeen to Glasgow.
Andrew Davidson had ingested an overwhelming amount of alcohol and legal highs before the incident took place.
During the train ride, he was allegedly seen humping a drinks trolley shouting, "I want to kiss you, I want to f**k you", reports UK's Metro .
Before fornicating with said trolley, he apparently attempted to kiss a crew member on the train and had made moves on a female passenger.
The crew member was so distressed she jumped off the train at the next stop.
But it didn't stop there. According to fiscal dispute Jim Eodanable, he also fell face-forward, rubbed his chest, stuck his tongue out and started describing what he wanted to do to his boyfriend.
At Perth Sheriff Court yesterday, Davidson was sentenced to community service, expected to undertake 100 hours of unpaid work.
"He has no recollection of what happened on the train at all but accepts he behaved in this manner," said Davidson's lawyer, Grant Bruce.
"He was completely intoxicated by alcohol and a legal high. He has now curtailed his social life to a great degree because of this incident.
"It is something that has never happened before and is unlikely to ever happen again."
In September last year a father who was caught having sex with a Land Rover while on a drunken night out.
http://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/re...h-drinks-trolley/story-fnet0gt3-1226797565733
