Toothless Jimmy's Trailer-Skank-Snatchin' Icebulb™:
git ridda that gawdawful metal piece on the bulb (or at least the innards and bend it all back towards the center, or if you're really keen on it you can do the whole bottlecap + pen thing, whatever floats yer boat).. and grab billy bob's propane torch, findja a spot to use fer a carba-rader (perfurrably on the side a' the bulb, not like inna center) and start goin' apeshit on that thar bulb with yonder propane torch. Careful now, torches tend to get somewhat hot and should never be used by infants or inbreds.
Now whar yer pipe becomes an "icebulb" as upposed to a "methbulb" all comes down to this right here next step. Mosta the folks yew find wanna blow out'a the hole with the fire on the bulb, so that the new hole goes out and is all sharp and pointy and good fer stabbin yer wife and 13 snotty kids when the no-good skankette runs off witcher meth. Well friends and neighbors, this newen-improved icebulb will surely put an end to at least 75% of all methbulb-related trailerpark stabbins! See, whatcher gonna do is suck in on the bulb so the edges of the hole comes inside the pipe. This'll be yer dope-deposit hole as well as yer carbo-rader. See now yer one'a them no-good hifalootin' siddyboys, witcher gawdam icebulb! And looky there, ya done picked up every skeezer in this trailer park, ya whiz kid!
Now, when ya tell the hoors that yer bathtub goodies are really ice, they'll believe ya, cause the man with the right bulb can do no wrong!