Making eating meth easier

[themagicbean]

I've read several testimonies (mostly by Fairnymph) about the glories of ingesting meth by means of the digestive track, but my experiences with it have been very prohibitive. First, no matter how much water I dissolve it in (I'm trying to drink it), it tastes awful. Second, it hurts my poor little tummy. Any advice for overcoming these two barriers? Thanks.

 

[alert]

Well, to get rid of the taste just parachute it. That means taking the meth you want to eat and wrapping in a piece of tissue and swallowing the tissue. You could also empty out any random capsules you have in your medicine cabinet for this purpose. I don't know what to tell you about the stomach problems...you could try eating some phenergan, that should help.

 

[themagicbean]

Would you mind fillin me in on what phenergan is?

 

[chickenheadho]

I know that I am tempting the wrath of the OD elite, however, when i've gotten stomach cramps from meth, a little of my favorite anti-nausea medication deltaninetetrahydracannibanol always seems to settle my upset stomach. Not too, much, just enough to calm things down, say, a couple of tokes of some supergrass will do. Save the mega-stoning for the comedown.

 

[Drayen]

u could try dumping it in a cup ofo strong coffee to kill the taste

 

[fairnymph]

Definitely put the meth in capsules or parachute it if you can't stand the taste. Although, I've never found the taste to be THAT bad -- maybe the stuff you have is cut with nasty-tasting crap?
As for your tummy being upset, you could
a)eat a LITTLE bit of food, but not much...like a handful of crackers or one slice of bread, so that the meth isn't hitting you on a totally empty stomach
b)you could consider plugging the meth...I've neer done this but I don't see why it wouldn't work

 

[alert]

I have a friend who has done that, plugging meth feels like its burning a hole in your ass. it does work though.
as for phenergan, it is a prescription anti-nausea medication, and works WONDERS. to get some just go to the doctor and say "ive been real sick and have puked like 12 times in 2 days" and they will prescribe it to you. shit, you can ask for it by name.
as for weed, if its your thing it might calm your stomach. but personally, when i feel nausous and smoke weed, i puke. so shit, try what you want man.

 

[Beagle]

never plug anything.
-poste

 

[ahkuhstic]

not everything is going to taste like buttered apples.. just think of something totaly outta the blue when yo uare swallowing.. the key is to trick yourself into not thinking about whats going down.. outta mind.. outta.. uh.. not yer belly..

 

[PhreeX]

If you cap it that takes care of taste .. for nausea - as others said, a light and starchy snack will work wonders...
Of course, there is one other way to prevent a tummy wummy achey wakey .. you could BANG IT!

 

[ahkuhstic]

^-- hard to bang it when its nearly IMPOSSIBLE to get anyone to sell you needles.. everywhere AFOAF went from his city on out 20miles wouldnt let him have them unless he could prove thyer were for his grandma's diabetis... they told her... it's store policy.. we cant have needles out there on the streets.. her reply.. THEY ARE FOR MY GRANDMOTHER.. not yelling of chorse.. anywa...bah on the bangbang

 

[Brainrape]

Generally I parachute it, in order to avoid the taste, which still isn't totally unbearable in my opinion. Try San Pedro or any other cactus, now that is fucking unbearable...
In a pinch, I dissolve it in Mountian Dew (that new Code Red shit works better).
And a possible dual solution I just thought off for both the taste and the stomach ache might be to dissolve the meth in a teaspoon of Pepto Bismol, thought ought to hide the taste just fine and give your stomach a nice protective coating on the way down...if you like the taste Pepto Bismol...