Jesse, Jesse [dedicated to Jesse Eisenberg 'cause I think he's hot, but in an attainable way? And also I know that he does a lot of work with mental health organisations that help people with conditions like ocd, and I, too, know what it's like to be totally obsessed with someone]
What a blessing when I rented Cursed
Well, I knew I had to have you first
You know you keep me waiting for forever
Whatever
You got your double-cover glossy sheen
Like the pictures of a magazine
You know I get your pages stuck together
Whenever
Sit in the sand and turn the tide
As I scan my TV guide
Jesse, Jesse, take my hand
You can meet me in Zombieland
You know inside every clam's a pearl
I could be Jesse's girl
Jesse's girl, oh
Like the pictures on a movie screen
I got you coming in crystal clean
And you can keep me for an instant-replay
Any day
And if I saw you in a public place
I know you wouldn't recognise my face
But even if you knew me, what would you say?
Anyway
Sit in the sand and turn the tide
As I scan my TV guide
Jesse, Jesse, take my hand
You can meet me in Zombieland
You know inside every clam's a pearl
I could be Jesse's girl
Jesse's girl, oh
And some might call me crazy
Every time I replay
Every single blu-ray
Until you call me "baby"
I'm just gonna replay
Every single blu-ray, yeah
I know you're married
And separation can be scary
Now you see her, now you don't
Sit in the sand and turn the tide
As I scan my TV guide
Jesse, Jesse, take my hand
You can meet me in Zombieland
You know inside every clam's a pearl
I could be Jesse's girl
Jesse's girl, oh
Jesse, Jesse, take my hand
You can meet me in Zombieland
You know inside every clam's a pearl
I could be Jesse's girl
Jesse's girl, oh
I could be Jesse's girl
Jesse's girl, oh
I could be Jesse's girl