ChemicallyEnhanced
Bluelighter
"Hi everyone. Did you know that over the course of our lives we spend 38 days brushing our teeth? We spend 48 days making love and three full years sitting in traffic. We've each got one life on this Earth and we measure it in numbers. And that's why we wrote this song."
I spent one, two, three years
Curling my hair that's already curly -
Three years, thinking I look good in hats-
Four years, begging God to make my penis bigger-
Five long years, waiting for you
I spent one, two, three years
Hiding from people I don't wanna talk to -
Three years, thinking Maine was a town in Vermont -
Four years, trying to hold in my farts in public -
Five long years, waiting for you
You know, on this musical tour we've driven 500 miles and stayed in 82 hotels. I drive our folk bus at 15 miles per hour on the highway and I have 200 parking tickets. Last night I saw 5 shooting stars, and I slept with a man 32 years my senior.
I spent one, two, three years
Trying to impress my therapist -
Three years, pretending to be French BON JOUR -
Four years, with a goatee that said "I'm a virgin magician"
Five long years, waiting for you
I spent one thousands dollars
On a cat that scratched me right in the cornea -
Two thousand dollars on a boat that led to a divorce -
Three thou on a fine for showing my junk at a Little League game -
My last dollar, looking for my last you
I spent one, two years
Eating pizza in the dark like there was a gun to my head -
Three years, changing the diapers of a kid who emancipated from me -
Four years, pretending to be sick when I was in the army -
Five long years, waiting for you
Our group has been together for two decades. We've lost four additional members to cults and orthodox religion. We spend so much time together in the van we share everything: hairbrushes, hats, head lice. I dated him for twelve years, and I kissed her once, but I still think about it every day.
I spent eight, nine, ten years
Married to the first man who used his mouth -
Fifteen years, taking birth control to have sex with no one -
Eighteen years, raising a son who does stand-up about my paintings -
Five long years
I spent one, two, three weeks
Wearing a tampon I forgot I had in there -
Ten years, with a dog that turned out to be a rat -
Twelve hours, standing on a bridge saying "do it , you coward" -
Five long years, waiting for you
I spent one, two, three years
Having dinner with my family -
A hundred days laughing, and two hundred waiting in a line -
Five years, imagining a threesome with my bandmates -
Five long years, waiting for
Five long years, waiting for
I spent all my years, waiting for you
I spent one, two, three years
Curling my hair that's already curly -
Three years, thinking I look good in hats-
Four years, begging God to make my penis bigger-
Five long years, waiting for you
I spent one, two, three years
Hiding from people I don't wanna talk to -
Three years, thinking Maine was a town in Vermont -
Four years, trying to hold in my farts in public -
Five long years, waiting for you
You know, on this musical tour we've driven 500 miles and stayed in 82 hotels. I drive our folk bus at 15 miles per hour on the highway and I have 200 parking tickets. Last night I saw 5 shooting stars, and I slept with a man 32 years my senior.
I spent one, two, three years
Trying to impress my therapist -
Three years, pretending to be French BON JOUR -
Four years, with a goatee that said "I'm a virgin magician"
Five long years, waiting for you
I spent one thousands dollars
On a cat that scratched me right in the cornea -
Two thousand dollars on a boat that led to a divorce -
Three thou on a fine for showing my junk at a Little League game -
My last dollar, looking for my last you
I spent one, two years
Eating pizza in the dark like there was a gun to my head -
Three years, changing the diapers of a kid who emancipated from me -
Four years, pretending to be sick when I was in the army -
Five long years, waiting for you
Our group has been together for two decades. We've lost four additional members to cults and orthodox religion. We spend so much time together in the van we share everything: hairbrushes, hats, head lice. I dated him for twelve years, and I kissed her once, but I still think about it every day.
I spent eight, nine, ten years
Married to the first man who used his mouth -
Fifteen years, taking birth control to have sex with no one -
Eighteen years, raising a son who does stand-up about my paintings -
Five long years
I spent one, two, three weeks
Wearing a tampon I forgot I had in there -
Ten years, with a dog that turned out to be a rat -
Twelve hours, standing on a bridge saying "do it , you coward" -
Five long years, waiting for you
I spent one, two, three years
Having dinner with my family -
A hundred days laughing, and two hundred waiting in a line -
Five years, imagining a threesome with my bandmates -
Five long years, waiting for
Five long years, waiting for
I spent all my years, waiting for you
