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brwnchikinbrwncow

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Yeah so I've used this site hundreds of times a non-member lurker for a plethora of advice. I thought it was time to finally join and find my blueballs.

Anyways, I'm 26.. I'm from Portland, OR and I'm currently teaching English in China where DXM is sold over the counter.. yeah read that and weep. Except everything else is treated like heroin.

I have a cat named Bon Qui Qui. She likes to smoke weed.. which is cool because I do to, so we are like.. soulmates.

I used to be in the Navy. That was fun for about 4 years. Ended up contracting in Afghanistan afterwards for another 2 years.. now I'm in the "relax and fuck the world" stage of my life. Life in China is easy.. and I live on the seaside.

I look forward to membership here, but tbh everything has been talked about so extensively that I might stay in my dark corner of lurkage. At least I can post on my experiences and hopefully educate others.

If there was a thread for "surgery in a shitty country such as China" I'd be a professional on this site. Seriously. Had that done, it blows. Ankle surgery... left the hospital with 2 morphine 30g and a norspan patch. FUCK YOU CHINA.

I hope everyone is enjoying life! I know I am. Ask me questions. I'm on elevated leg bed rest for the next few weeks. I'd be happy to answer any questions you have about the military, China, cats, and some minor chemistry, as that is my major.

- What is the sexiest farm animal? The brown chicken and the brown cow... brwnchikinbrwncow.... ba dump, chiii!
 
I now have Check Yo Self stuck on reply in my head.
Welcome to BL :-)
 
Sheep push back. I feel like that is something taught at every public school in New Zealand. Are you from New Zealand?

They say manatees have the most human like vaginas. I don't know who "they" are... but they must be fucking adventurous to shag the cow of the sea. I mean... I live on the beach and I've sacked a few handsome women.. but nothing deserv-ed of the title SEA COW. Damn. Poor things.

Mel, I'll probably get there sooner than later. I broke my ankle last week riding my motorcycle in China... you know... one of those things where everyone was like dude why are you going to buy a moto in China that is like suicide.. and I did anyway. May have been the DxM from the night before. I don't know. Either way I have nothing but online time to do on my... er,... time. So we'll try to get to that point quickly.

Everyone else hello again. I leave you with the most epic Christmas picture of all time:
 
Captain.Heroin said:
lol!

what's the drug culture in China like?
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It is all dependent on what part of China you live. No matter where you live, marijuana is the bane of the Earth. The Chinese compare marijuana straight to heroin and cocaine. They are appalled when I say I smoke regularly at home and don't hesitate to call me a drug addict. Marijuana does grow naturally around China though. There are cities like Chengdu where MJ is used as a recreational substance or culturally. Grandmas in Chengdu will offer you joints.

I live in Northern China. I've been here since July, 2014. In bigger cities and provincial capitals, there are large international universities frequented by multitudes of West Africans, so finding drugs that appeal to me (hash) hasn't been hard. You can find hard stuff to, but I stick to hash.

I recently moved to a small seaside city of only 2.5 million people.... hash is non-existent and has a huge stigma.. I look for hash and people think I'm crazy and they say, why don't you just do "bingdu" instead, it's a safe drug... bingdu. Bing means Ice... and just like in the USA, Ice means meth. This is Chinese logic. They think meth is safer than weed. Idiots. There is hope for the world because this country will hopefully kill itself off.

OrangeSunshine said:
This isn't related to Internet censorship at all though. All you need is a browser like tor, hell even something simpler like ultrasurf and then you can search unmolested!
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The connections needed to connect to Tor servers are blocked... so you must have a VPN in order to even get on Tor. I purchase my VPN and it is safe and reliable and I can use Tor. The bitcoin market in China is new and bitcoins are cheap, but unfortunately I make shit Chinese money... so they are still out of my reach. I just go without. Not a big deal. I get some prescriptions here and there and can have a party when I want, but most of the time I'm content just chilling at home sober.

I do miss weed though.
 
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