If this guy is for real then I advocate your solution rangrz (this is HR as it is HR for the human race & the collective take precedence over the individual).
What the OP lists as imperfections are what makes human beings unique. Imagine how boring the world would be if we all looked exactly the same or were all "perfect"? I admit the drooping shoulder could be a deal breaker though. So many people spend time paddling in the shallow water of life revelling in the trivialities the shallow end provides..........
You playing a smartass, but would not yourself take an ugly girl, would you??
Boring world with everyone equally beautiful? I don't think so. It's pretty subjective statement