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Uber Smiley

Greenlighter
Joined
Dec 3, 2015
Messages
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Location
Your left hand sock drawer!
Hi All!

I hope you don't mind me eating the Cheetos I found between the cushions of the chair I am sitting in while I introduce myself.

I hope I make you smile at least .0000254% of the time.

Smiley
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No problem with me...My brother ate a tootsie roll he found under the couch, after fighting my sister for it. She says she only gave it up because it had a worm in it. It's one of many stories told to humiliate each other at family gatherings!

That same brother threw up chili on the sleeping bags. That same sister (they swear) sat up and ate the beans in her sleep. Uh-oh...went too far...now I feel some vomit in my mouth!

BTW...WELCOME!
 
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