Little Penis: Buy one, get one free! [PICS!]

Chituchak weekend market has officially became my favourite place in the 'kok, besides Silom (gemstones/homos). You can find almost absolutely everything on sale there, from life-size brass Buddha statues to puppies.

So it isn't so big a surprise that I found what I found. I was checking out an Antique store and my eye fell on a pan of faux-coins that had a huge phallus laying on top of it. This thing was made of bone, and was larger than life - about 2X (although my jewish lawyer buddy, for those who remember, was about as thick as that). It had an animal carved at the back facing backwards, making it a cross between a Siberian fetish and a Thai penis amulet.

The store lady was kind enough to remove said phallus out of my way in order for me to look through the coins. Along with the coin, there were small thai brass figurines of animals and humans. There were also baby phalli, about 2-inches in length, all cute and chubby. I decided this was too cool not to buy. So I bought one!



The store lady seemed very bemused at the fact, and the fact that I kept a straight face throughout, that she gave me a second one (albeing of inferior workmanship) for free! I suppose it is just natural that two cocks belong together ;)



The little cock (cocklet?) had an animal body attached to its back. The animal is impossible to identify, it has tow hooves and a pair of very large testicles with an equally large penis attached (all behind and below that actual penis). Cute, so the big little penis has a big tiny penis.



When I came back home I put "penis amulet" in google and surely enough, got several results for "Thai Penis Amulet". Thai men use it for several things *cough*, but its main use is to be tied under one's pants in order to absorb any kind of harm - physical or magical - directed toward the crown jewels.

Now all I need to do is find a guy to give the other cock to. Then we'd be, um, cock buddies!
 
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