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Lighter Karma

^^^My friend carves an "X" in all of his. He also started a revenge campaign of stealing lighters, he had a whole dresser drawer full of them.

I've started placing dead lighters on my coffee table and when there's a bunch of people around and I notice it's missing I look for the person with a confused look trying to light something with a dead lighter, they are the infidel and get thrown over the balconey.
 
haha...ive done the same thing before MattPD. no guys usually steal a pink lighter, so it works out. but i usually dont get my lighters stolen because i keep it in my pocket when im not using it and whenever someone borrows it i always make sure i get it back.
 
gher said:
I want one that will attach to my lanyard, that way I'll never lose it. Do they even make those?
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i don't know if they make lighters that will attach to a lanyard, but i have seen lighters that go around your neck. it's just a necklace with a little pouch in it. the lighter fits snugly inside and the pouch only covers the bottom half or so of the lighter. you don't ever have to take the thing off your neck.

i had a roommate that used to swipe people's lighters too, but he was a cheap bastard. i've lost and gained many a lighter - i think it just happens accidentally and absentmindedly.

while we're on the subject of lighter stories, what is the deal with people who think certain colors of lighters are "bad luck"? i have a buddy who used to literally throw perfectly good white lighters out his car window. i know someone else who thinks green lighters are cursed and refuses to get near one. am i the only one who knows people with weird lighter superstitions?
 
^^Yup, white lighters are cursed...they're the devil.

Very bad juju, white lighters (and I'm completely serious, this is a long running superstition in a small group of my friends.)
 
white lighters are bad karma mang, they supposed to attract piggies (which you decide whether or not you want to be lieve that) but its pretty dick when you get puled over and you got a white lighter on you, that just reinforce that and then before you know it makes you think maybe its true...8( then yo ass get all paranoid over no good reason, becuase youre high and cant come up with a good argument against it being bad karma..."yeah its just to be safe ..."
 
i had a nice white bic lighter last me for many of months, i really liked it.
 
I used to have a couple lighters tied to strings and hung from the ceiling so you could swing it across the room.

I also had a peace pipe that had a lighter in a pouch hanging from it.
 
In the rings of potheads, getting your lighter stolen is something that I have come to accept as a commonplace mistake... I do it to. Most of the time it's an accident, and the next day me and a friend will be smoking and be like "Hey you bitch, thats my lighter!" LoL =D
 
MattPD said:
^^Yup, white lighters are cursed...they're the devil.

Very bad juju, white lighters (and I'm completely serious, this is a long running superstition in a small group of my friends.)
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Really? How bizarre!! :D I've never heard of this. Then again I can't remember the last time I ever had a white lighter.... maybe Bic has cottoned on and have reduced production of them....
 
^^Yup, white lighters are cursed...they're the devil. Very bad juju, white lighters (and I'm completely serious, this is a long running superstition in a small group of my friends.)
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oh my fucking god same here dude we dont use white or beige lighters never!. We can use white lighters if there in the comfort grip case thing then its cool lol
 
i once got chased down by cops when i had a white lighter.
but i left it in the empty house i was tresspassing in, and we didn't get caught.

however, i have a white lighter now, fresh out of probation, and it has done me well. but orange is the best.
 
LMAO Strawberry_lovemuffin! This is such a funny thread and it's SO true! hehe

From my personal experience I have noticed that whenever I lose a lighter (which happens quite often) it's ALWAYS 100% certain that one of my guy friends stole it from me! :(

Maybe it's just my group but I have noticed that the girls are quite a bit more responsible and honest when it comes to lighter usage. The guys on the other hand seem to be wayyy less honest. lol or maybe it could be that all of the guys in my group are lazy forgetful stoners and us girls are hyper active tweakers...I dunno, all I know is the next time one of my guy friend steals my lighter again, I'm gonna take it back forcefully and light his *** on fire!!!! :p lol....maybe that will teach them all! hehe I'm tired of loosing so many lighters!8(

I always try to buy really really girly lighters so that the guys wont steal it but it never works...seems like they don't mind using a hot pink lighter with tinkerbell stickers on it!!! *cries a lil* . 8) ..*sigh* boys, wat r u gunna do huh 8(

*******(this post does not imply that all guys are thieves and if you stay on my good side I promise not to light ur ****' on fire)******* lol ;)
~Pixie
Sry im n a weird mood 2nyt...lol
 
ive got a great lighter that clips on my lanyard
cost me $10 but is refillable and has two jet flames ( one blue one green) and a normal flame... never get lost cause its round my neck and if someone wants a light a just light in for them :)
 
its just happens!

as an automatic response, after using a lighter it goes in the pocket. That and also you're buzzed :D
 
^ But... some of us use handbags, and it's a pain in the ass to keep getting your lighter in and out of your handbag. My girlfriends and I usually leave ours on the table where we're drinking, which pretty clearly explains why they get lost, because they're open to any random person :D

What I don't understand is how I end up with lighters I don't even remember asking for.... or using... I blame the drugs =D
 
i have a little marlboro lighter case for my bic so i always know when someone has mine.. as far as my other lighters.. i lose them and find them months later after i have already parted with it.
 
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