That's not Philip Schofield. That's an android replica. Haven't you noticed he hasn't changed or aged one bit for the last 25 years. You can see it in his eyes - they're dead inside, and he never blinks. The real Philip Schofield was murdered by a cocaine fuelled Jason Donavon in a jealous rage when Schofield stole the lead role in Joseph and the amazing technicolour dreamcoat. I blame Kylie Minogue for ruining Jason's life & career, the cold, heartless bitch. If she'd just let Jason shag her, as they were destined to do, our Philip would still be alive today.
True dat...