Life is easy when your smashed
When you're drunk
And when you're trashed
Faces blur and music thumps
Don't snort that much
Take little bumps!
WHO SAID THAT?
Like i care,
Oh hang on it's old mate over there...
I know he's there to help me out
He's always the first to jump and shout
Get an ambulance, get it quick!
He's had too much, the stupid prick!
"iM aLLRiGhT" i try to say
But fuck it, ive had to muck K
All that creeps from my lips
Is druel that drips and drips and drips
My shirt is covered in druel and ash
Man i do love being smashed
Its an hour later
And im okay
Well im not that good
But im seeing straight
And everyones telling me they got so close
To dumping me outside Australia Post
With a tag that says, "He's fuckin OD'ed"
"On too much K and too much speed!"
So i says "You guys are rats"
And try to stand and leave
But before i know it
I've fuckin blown it
And spewed all over my sleave
So off i go
My grand exit tainted
By my lack of bodily control
Pass the the bong
Line me up
AND LET THE GOOD TIMES ROLL!!!!
When you're drunk
And when you're trashed
Faces blur and music thumps
Don't snort that much
Take little bumps!
WHO SAID THAT?
Like i care,
Oh hang on it's old mate over there...
I know he's there to help me out
He's always the first to jump and shout
Get an ambulance, get it quick!
He's had too much, the stupid prick!
"iM aLLRiGhT" i try to say
But fuck it, ive had to muck K
All that creeps from my lips
Is druel that drips and drips and drips
My shirt is covered in druel and ash
Man i do love being smashed
Its an hour later
And im okay
Well im not that good
But im seeing straight
And everyones telling me they got so close
To dumping me outside Australia Post
With a tag that says, "He's fuckin OD'ed"
"On too much K and too much speed!"
So i says "You guys are rats"
And try to stand and leave
But before i know it
I've fuckin blown it
And spewed all over my sleave
So off i go
My grand exit tainted
By my lack of bodily control
Pass the the bong
Line me up
AND LET THE GOOD TIMES ROLL!!!!
