Told people I had the flu once, many times it was the sun hurting my eyes or had a blazing headache lol.
Mom "You drug addict I found all your n2o canisters!"
Me "Wtf im not a drug addict!"
Mom"Then why would you need all these canisters for ?"
Me"I just really love homemade whipcream!"
needless to say i dont think she believed me!
i cant even say "i dont smoke weed" like the words wont come out of my mouth.