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Lies you had to tell due to drug use

Told people I had the flu once, many times it was the sun hurting my eyes or had a blazing headache lol.
 
There's really nothing I have to lie about to anyone. I'm single, and my parents have come to trust that I know what I'm doing- it's not like I ring them to tell them about my last roll, but they don't ever ask me those kinds of questions.
 
Help?!?! said:
Mom "You drug addict I found all your n2o canisters!"
Me "Wtf im not a drug addict!"
Mom"Then why would you need all these canisters for ?"
Me"I just really love homemade whipcream!"

needless to say i dont think she believed me!
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dudeee ! you shoulda gone with the classic science experiment excuse for that one lol
 
Ha ha "science experiment"

Thats fuckin funny I have used that maany times. I say it on impulse when I know I'm fucked when I'm doing some random drug related shit.
 
Late at night( 3 am)

*walks in with friends stoned out of our minds*

Mom: um what are you guys doing?
me: sitting outside while *friend* smokes a cig...
mom: what were doing with the 2-liter bottles and straws in them?
me: drinking some coke out of it..
mom: oh ok.

*goes back to bed*
ha.
 
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