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Let's play pretend. Just for one day, 8/24/12, all illegal drugs are legal for 24hrs.

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Stimlover22

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Ok, so i take this drug called Chantix to aid me in quitting smokikng, and wow this shit gives me bizarre dreams, and this was all part of a dream I had last night. Lets just's say starting at 12:00a.m. On 8/24/12, only for 24 hours, every illegal drug imaginable was 100% legal. So here go... its 12:00 am and we turn on CNN and we see:

*Breaking News* The Drug Enforcement Administration has lifted the ban on all scheduled drugs all in the United States..Marijuana..Cocaine..Heroin..LSD..Mdma all hit store shelves and available

Marlboro cigarettes release joints in packs of 20, just ask for Marlboro Blend 420
Capsuled dosages of cocaine and methamphetamine are next to Stacker 2's and energy shots at all 7/11's
Feel like gettin your opiate fix? Just head to your local Walgreens and purchase an Oxycontin, no prescription required. Would you like the pharmacist to counsel you?
Want somethin a little stronger? Balloons of heroin are on the cigarette lane at all Walmarts nationwide
Or maybe you can play the claw machine in the vending area at walmart and hopefully grab the book of LSD saturated stamps. .50 cents to play.
Or get a littlebit of everything because all Mcdonald's restaurants have Drug Machines, works the same way like old cigarette machines.
All drugs are allowed to pass through the borders until 8/25/12.at 12:00a.m.

This is very much waaaaay dramatized I know, but what do you think would happen? A massacre? A national crisis? I.thought I would entertain the thought though, i love Chantix and these weird ass dreams it brews up
 
the sheer logistics of that make only a one day experiment kind of pointless

pharms would be out of stock before you could even start your car
 
Oh the logistics of this are so blown of the water, and this was just a dream that had me laughin when I woke up, then it got me thinkin. Just what if all drugs were legal for one day, just for a sociologic experiment.
 
My heart would explode..capsules of cocaine and meth up for legal grabs at my friendly neighborhood 7/11, that or I would stroke out. I can wait til I go to bed for the next outlandish dream haha
 
I'd definitely grab a pack of the Marlboro Blend and a strip of stamps.
The rest I'd leave. Not interested in H even if it is legal.

Seriously, I don't think my behaviour would change much.
I never even tried the legal highs when they were legal.
 
First I'd be playing that grab game to get some books of acid.
Then I'd go to the parmacy (on acid) to get a load of keta-r, oxy, benzos, tramadol, adderall, cocaine, desoxyn.
Then I'd visit the veterinary (on acid, r-k & oxy) to get a huge amount of S-ket.

Then (on acid, S-ket & oxy) I'd go pick up some psychedelics (2c-x & 25x type) and dissociatives (mxe & PCP) in walmart.

Then I'd ho home (on acid, oxy and PCP) after buying a load of those 420 marlboros.

Then when I get home dive into the weed, mxe, 2c's, 25x's, take more PCP, more S-keta and add 1mg of LSD.

Fun Fun Fun.
 
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Acid was my first thought too. I could so go for a trip right now and wish I still had some 10 strips or even a few tabs left.
 
it'd be a good time to invest in private mental health facilities...

but id be straight after some med grade coke, and lots of it!
 
Id see if i could get a bunch of my mates to band toghether as a gang of merry junkie bandits group all our money toghether and hole ourselves up in our castle getting out of our minds.
 
I'd be dead before I knew what hit me, but goddamnit everyone that saw me that day would have one hell of a story to tell.

I'd go to a pharmacy and get nice and loaded on opiates, oxy, dope, you name it. I wouldn't have to do it all at once but i'd have some full pockets. Then bring on the cocaine. Constant supply. If I go more than 5 minutes without burying my face in some government regulated pure ass mofo'in coke that's way too long. Then start the dissociatives. I'm getting sloppy now. Things may be broken, fights may start, things could be stolen, shots may be fired, some fast driving will definitely ensue. Very fast. Molly, molly, molly. I'm pretty sure i'd impregnate someone that day, maybe even get a nasty STD but that's fine we all know I won't make it till midnight. Uppers and downers, uppers and downers, good thing I've got all those benzos to keep me calm. Now I am incapable of driving. If I haven't crashed already someone needs to come pick me up because I am on the pavement next to my car sputtering and drooling. I barely speak. I keep digging in my pockets and shoveling towards my face for a few hours till I finally cease to live. No weed was smoked, no psych were consumed. I can do that any day. This was my time to shine.

Nobody knows what the total dollar amount of what the destruction was, but things were defaced. Bitches were slapped and or fucked (who knows). Things were pissed on. And stolen. And hit with a car. And purely fucking awesome. Movies would be made about the last day of RecklessWOT's life.
 
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