Djjapp777
Bluelighter
Let Me Finish These Popular Sentences
"Let's just be Friends..." with Other People.
"It was Love at First Sight..." of Another Man.
"You Mean Everything to Me..." and My Self-esteem.
"I can't stop Thinking About You..." or your Best Friend, or Jessica Alba, or my enormous erection...
"I don't Want to Be with Anybody else..." unless They do what You do Better.
"I won't Ever stop Loving You..." but We'll have to Wait and See about Tomorrow.
"I'm not Cheating on You..." or Him, I'm actually just fucking you both.
"He was My Knight in Shining Armor..." but Chivalry is Dead.
"He's sooooooo Nice..." and Boring.
"A Tale of Star-Crossed Lovers..." Who were in Their early Teens.
"I Feel so Comfortable around You..." and any Other Guy in This World.
"We were Destined to BE Together..." so Our Destiny to BE Apart could Come True.
"I Love You..." <awkward silence>...
If you've got any of your own that I've left out, please put them up. I'd like to see what's escaped me.
"Let's just be Friends..." with Other People.
"It was Love at First Sight..." of Another Man.
"You Mean Everything to Me..." and My Self-esteem.
"I can't stop Thinking About You..." or your Best Friend, or Jessica Alba, or my enormous erection...
"I don't Want to Be with Anybody else..." unless They do what You do Better.
"I won't Ever stop Loving You..." but We'll have to Wait and See about Tomorrow.
"I'm not Cheating on You..." or Him, I'm actually just fucking you both.
"He was My Knight in Shining Armor..." but Chivalry is Dead.
"He's sooooooo Nice..." and Boring.
"A Tale of Star-Crossed Lovers..." Who were in Their early Teens.
"I Feel so Comfortable around You..." and any Other Guy in This World.
"We were Destined to BE Together..." so Our Destiny to BE Apart could Come True.
"I Love You..." <awkward silence>...
If you've got any of your own that I've left out, please put them up. I'd like to see what's escaped me.
