Legless Man Kills Girlfriend.

[gayorstraight]

I believed him, then he took the stand.

 

[parttime crackhead]

I believed him, then he couldn't stand.

 

[tunesey]

his story has more holes in it than his toilet door. Sorry if this ones been done

 

[StoneHappyMonday]

I believed him, then he took the stand.

That prosecutor cut him down a peg or two didn't he? I don't think he's got a leg to stand on.

 

[gayorstraight]

That prosecutor cut him down a peg or two didn't he? I don't think he's got a leg to stand on.

I actually wasn't trying to make a pun... Lol

I actually did believe him until he opened his mouth and bullshite came out. I'm pretty sure his family don't believe him now either.

 

[ColtDan]

I was in two minds about it, until he babbled so much unconvincing bollocks, plus his whiney voice is annoying

 

[gayorstraight]

I was in two minds about it, until he babbled so much unconvincing bollocks, plus his whiney voice is annoying

the same voice that kids put on when they're faking illness to get out of school.
So irritating.

The worst thing he did for his case was testify in my opinion

 

[pinkpapaver]

Programme on beeb 3 with reggie yates about south africas poor whites

 

[Raasyvibe]

I believed him, then he took the stand.

I actually wasn't trying to make a pun... Lol
.

Pffft! yeah right!!

That prosecutor cut him down a peg or two didn't he? I don't think he's got a leg to stand on.

Think this is the best of the thread here

 

[One Thousand Words]

Is there any truth to the rumour he might face the firing squad?

Would seem the shoe is on the other foot if it is.

 

[Raasyvibe]

That would only work if he had another foot!

You're getting desperate for new material now. Try harder.

Try to implement something new.

 

[Si Dread]

Well, at least he stood up for himself.

Has that one been done?

 

[Shambles]

^ Obviously. I kinda doubt any actually relevant pun has yet to be done but live in hope.

Programme on beeb 3 with reggie yates about south africas poor whites

Saw that a while back. Pretty interesting stuff - the rest of the series is good too.

(summat about shins)

 

[ColtDan]

Anyone making jokes about Oscar Pistorius is just prosthetic tbh

 

[Shambles]

New pun!!!

 

[Si Dread]

that was more of a play on words but we are getting desperate...

 

[Raasyvibe]

We're very limited.

 

[Si Dread]

... but not as limited as Pistorius!

Come on, we can have fun with this without anymore crappy puns!

 

[Raasyvibe]

... but not as limited as Pistorius!

Come on, we can have fun with this without anymore crappy puns!

The "limited" line was a deliberate pun of my own, you fool.

No golden stars for you, sonny boy.

 

[One Thousand Words]

Like a midget at a urinal the defence team need to on their toes