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LATEHON - The new safe powder which imitates booze
By DAILY MAIL REPORTER
PUBLISHED: 16:05, 24 June 2013 | UPDATED: 16:07, 24 June 2013
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The legal high industry has for years caused worry for parents and governments alike as the killer chemicals they sell to the nation cause death, destruction and a rapid increase in hospital admissions. Now however, some of the leading players in the grey-market are choosing to use their distribution channels to market a safe chemical called LATEHON, which is a derivative and mimics the effects of alcohol.
LATEHON looks like any other dangerous drug, it is a white or off-white powder that comes in sealed bags and could easily at first glance be mistaken for MDMA or heroin, but like alcohol, LATEHON is safe and people who have tried it have not immediately turned to rampant criminality. Indeed LATHEON is finding its home in the middle class homes across the country. Whiskey drinkers are especially taking to it as they say the taste represents the smoky flavour that Talisker is so famous for. John from Sussex described taking LATEHON for the first time as a "fun way to drink" and Dr. Robert Lee Palmer, a nutritionist from Cornwall, has polled the World Health Organisation (WHO) to put LATEHON on the essential drugs list in order to make overweight drinkers make the switch and help fight their obesity issues.
There is already a growing demand from bars to allow their drinkers to be sold LATEHON but this currently cannot occur because the powder has not been tested on humans and therefore cannot be sold for human consumption. It also brings the risk that people would be pretending it was the safe LATEHON when it was something far sinister. The discussions to fully legalise LATEHON however has began in parliament and it is expected that people will be able to buy quantities of it from reputable venues from early next year. The benefits of LATEHON for the general public are clearly there for all to see, but if this new revelation is taken up by people from Scotland or previous users of legal high websites and illegal drug users with the same gusto that they took up the killers Mexxy, Meow Meow and Roflcoptr, then we may find our streets safer at night.
Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2346965657/latehon-new-booze.html#grfhjr5hrg77s23
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