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aftershocknrock said:
me an my girl ran in to a monk on the street this is that story (also sex)





sombody once told me you become more powerfull than you could ever imagine if you dont have sex or wank. He claimed to be a monk and had written a book about this jizz super power that he was taking donations for...i really wanted the book cause its not every day a monk accosts you with a book about not bustin your nut....so i gave him all my change, about 72 pence maybe 74. Anyway ,me an my girl went into this church and there was noone around so we went up to the alter kinda messing around, anyhoo i ended up fucking my girl over the alter and i left the god damn book in the church...fucking really wanted a look at the book on jizz power, but i guess thats a sign from god..if you immediatly go have sex in a church and loose your monk book specificaly telling you not to have sex so you become all powerfull is not for me....true story, very ironic kinda sounds made up but its true hahah
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God watching this unfold:

Pulp Fiction And I Will Strike Down Upon Thee With Great Vengeance And Furious Anger GIF
 
aftershocknrock said:
me an my girl ran in to a monk on the street this is that story (also sex)





sombody once told me you become more powerfull than you could ever imagine if you dont have sex or wank. He claimed to be a monk and had written a book about this jizz super power that he was taking donations for...i really wanted the book cause its not every day a monk accosts you with a book about not bustin your nut....so i gave him all my change, about 72 pence maybe 74. Anyway ,me an my girl went into this church and there was noone around so we went up to the alter kinda messing around, anyhoo i ended up fucking my girl over the alter and i left the god damn book in the church...fucking really wanted a look at the book on jizz power, but i guess thats a sign from god..if you immediatly go have sex in a church and loose your monk book specificaly telling you not to have sex so you become all powerfull is not for me....true story, very ironic kinda sounds made up but its true hahah
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Such a retarded theory. Although over masturbation can be harmful, especially edging. But we were designed to be regularly sexually active.
 
fairnymph said:
Such a retarded theory. Although over masturbation can be harmful, especially edging. But we were designed to be regularly sexually active.
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yeah but where am i gonna get that book again? amazon (actually that bezos cunt looks like hes never had a consensual shag, and imo hes polishing the wrong head) what if the monk was magic and apeared just for me specificaly so i could barrter with him over the price of the book (techinacly i could have donated 1p he wanted 1 pound he got 70p) maybe if i read the book i wouldnt have raw dogged my girl in a church and avoided gods prudish wrath and get sent to hell
 
aftershocknrock said:
Hey out of curiosity, what was sex with elon musk like? That dude is so pale he actually gently glows in the dark like those stick on stars you put on your roof when you were a kid
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It wasn’t very explicit, but I was enjoying myself. I usually don’t have very many visuals during sex dreams - it’s mostly emotions and sensation. I kinda had the sensation I was on top which is weird bc I prefer to be on the bottom. I loooove pale skin so that is actually something I find attractive about him but otherwise he doesn’t do anything for me particularly, physically.
 
fairnymph said:
How old are you roughly?

Speaking of sex, I had a weird sex dream last night involving my brother (who is particularly revolting to me and whom I despise) and then later Elon Musk (whom I also don’t find attractive). I let my opiate level drop a little too low apparently… at least it wasn’t graphic.

I have now had dream sex with all members of my immediate family. Wtf. And all the other dream sex I’ve had has been with random faceless people.
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i'm 39
 
We are still talking about just looks/type?

I don't like very muscular guys.
Ripped, yes.
Wiry, yes.
Skinny no.
But no bodybuilders, please.
 
lecroute said:
We are still talking about just looks/type?

I don't like very muscular guys.
Ripped, yes.
Wiry, yes.
Skinny no.
But no bodybuilders, please.
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You mean you don't like the look of a bald guy who looks like a little guy tryna climb out the top of a bigger guy with shrunken balls, backne and tren insecurity? I am shocked
 
aftershocknrock said:
Hey out of curiosity, what was sex with elon musk like? That dude is so pale he actually gently glows in the dark like those stick on stars you put on your roof when you were a kid
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Musk reminds me of the way a marshmallow looks as it's melting when you roast it over a fire, right before it toasts. Kinda gross. His head is even kinda square like a marshmallow.
Bezos has nice eyes and smile but the overall impression is that of repellant reptile. You never see him open his mouth. Must be hiding that forked tongue. And he traded his cute former wife for the new gold digger with puffed out lips and fake boobs. Ugh.
 
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