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Kratom? halfway house, fell at the last.

Costello

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Hey all, thought i might as well make my first post a hopefully slightly useful one at least!

Time is currently 1pm, and due to a strange bout of complete inability to sleep last night for seemingly no reason ive been awake for just coming up to 27 hours
which may negatively effect this first time experience, but ive had a bag of it sat in a draw waiting my attention, and i can't think of a better way to eventually get some sleep, and maybe have a lovely time along the way.

Anyway, after browsing through various tea and apple sauce concoctions i decide to hoof 4-6g (eyeballing it up) of micronised barli into 2 pint glasses, stick about the same amount of sugar in each and hoof them both down in about 2 minutes, chased with a few glasses of water and some mouthwash to get rid of that disgusting aftertaste. its not the drink that tasted bad, im sure i could drink plenty if hypothetically required, its just that aftertaste.

1:05pm:Glugged it down, nasty.

1:35pm: Can't feel anything new except it feels like my heads had a few to many stella's

1:45: Thought i still couldnt feel anything however considering i really hate tv adverts i keep getting sucked into the sounds, one whistling jingle sounded unnervingly beautiful

1:55: okay just feeling drunk i can safely say after i just stacked it completely off my bed and the music channel on tv which i switched to after my new found love of advert music seems a bit intense, annoyingly so. not sure whether to attribute this to lack of sleep, or the bali.

1:56: Scrap that currently loving black eyed peas song thats on - normally one i dont have much time for. strangeeeeee!

2:05: thought i was beginning to get some visuals already, however i think it might just be heatwaves from the radiator, who knows feeling nice and lethargic, watching the army of crows fly around outside.

2:35: had a brief moment of worry that the trees were moving side to side, perhaps they were walking? takes me a little while to remember tree's do infact blow in the wind. slightly confused about life at the moment however speech and communication is fine, considering bashing some more of this down me by 3.

2:50; shutting my eyes listening to my selection on itunes is very nice, my minds conjuring up all manner of images from me in world war 2 setting to some kind of motorcross event where we were riding cactii?? nothing when open though

3:10 very sedated now, lethal bizzle pow just came on (a very uptempo aggressive uk grime tune from a few years ago, started conjuring up him rapping it enthusiasticly whilst at the barbers in the chair with the babrber akwardly doing it, for some reason i find this hilarious and have no idea....oh no mariah cary came on took all my effort in the world and what feels like every cavern of energy reserve in my body to roll over and change the song/type this

3:20 born slippy comes on feels oddly like that euphoric rush of bashing down some pills in a club que then that awesome come up as you get in and the lights and crowds aaaah i feel beautiful right now

3:40 well after going for a piss quick, i sit back down and just feel, alright. slightly eugh head wise, but mindset, enjoyment, music appreciation, visuals, all fine. The only issue is now, unlike the start, im not at all tired. Relaxed yes, tired no. Theres only one solution i feel....

3:41 despite the thought of the aftertaste, im quite determined to get something a bit more than what feels like a few beers. Not even a few too many. Right, going to try another 3-4grams, seems safe ive had experience with most major downers, and psychedelics. and read reports online after a quick google of people doing 25gs regularly, so we'll work it up from here

3:45 got the bag out glass ready, feel a bit funny in reflection but going to get it down me now im up.

4:05 before that disgusting concoction even has had chance to touch my lips let alone affect me i suddenly find myself prancing round my room having a solo rave almost lasting some 10-15 minutes who knowwsss, girlfriends due over soon! not sure if im looking forward to having company actually, head still feels a bit funny

4:10 m quite sure the cieling is moving and i rather may vomit at somepoint soon

4:30dizzyness and what nots passed. feel normal again. ready to sleep, shame about the banging headache.

Very dissapointed overall. heard great things about this plant, however it simply didnt really deliver on any front for periods of more than 5 minutes at a time.
alotta cash for the effect i'd say, and a lotta grossness its its consumption, have another 25 grams of so called PIMP so i may try that some day very soon to confirm my beliefs. But hey, ce las vis.

So there i was about to post this as my first thing on here,
then BANG more green liquid vomit than i ever want to see again soon! aha and it brings the smell and taste back up, which frankly is worse than regular puke, but anyway, once the headache was gone i actually felt a bit relaxed and quite enjoyed the next mellow few hours.

Will try, the pimp stuff soon.
Also stored in the draw i have some baby woodrose seeds, and fly agarus.
Fed up of the hit or miss nature of LSD tabs in my area at the moment, all at horribly over inflated prices due to some sort of drought, ive decided to branch out and research some 'legal' psychadelics as it were - which is how i ended up at this here forum, which is definately the most laid back and informative. gooood stuff
 
Isn't using kratom in a halfway house sort of like the opposite of the purpose of you being there?
 
Kratom tastes good if you make a tea out of it. Just put it through a coffee maker or steep it in boiling water and filter. Drink the golden yellow liquid, and brew one more time with the leftover green kratom sludge. The second brew will be much weaker.
 
People dont be rude.. say Wellcome Costello :D i hope you enjoy our forums and always fell free to share experiences with us.
 
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