TheMMT
Bluelighter
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OMG. I hate Kratom.
Edited for content, clarity, and amusement & education for all.
After your standard reading through bluelight, erowid, etc. , I finally acquired some Kratom.
28 grams were received as expected. Having read many reports, I thought I'd be conservative and use 6 grams. This is straight kratom foliage, low cost, not the 'super-kratom' or any extracts.
I simmered the 6 grams, strained, simmered plant ,matter in new water, strained, twice.
Slowly drank the resulting brew (You'd think something so bitter would have worked out better).
Now, I can see in retrospect if how I had taken this and simply layed down I would have been okay.. maybe nodding a bit and feeling ok. But the primary effect was the old freezing of the entire GI tract.. nothing digestable, everything returning as issued, etc.
Nausea associated with motion was bad.. it would pass after vomitting, but would inevitably return.
In a way it reminded me of all the negatives of poppy tea without the loveliness which is why some of us like it
. I also felt a little.. spacey as well, but it could just be placebo from reading about the supposedly active chemical's structures online and whatnot.
This is what I wrote before this edit:
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10 hours later.
Standing-up-nausea finally subsiding, but still feel kind of queasy. I've long since purged both my lunch and dinner.
Long story short, vague opiateness, if I had done nothing but lay down, I would have been ok. Instead, I was treated to what felt like all the euphoria of a mild amount of codeine and all the nausea of a really bad dose of naughty opiates.
Not much else to say. After all I read, I'm unbelievably disappointed with Kratom. I can't imagine how I could be convinced to try this shit again.
I'm just happy I didn't have a 1/2 oz as suggested. 6 grams of leaf was more than enough, thank you.
Wretched, foul foul stuff. Even some powerful MJ couldn't touch this nausea.
--
Ultimately, I couldn't keep anything down that night. NExt day, was right as rain.
wretched stuff. Probably should have chewed a quid. Don't know why I'm even thinking that.
Hope you enjoyed the story. Your mileage may vary,
Edited for content, clarity, and amusement & education for all.
After your standard reading through bluelight, erowid, etc. , I finally acquired some Kratom.
28 grams were received as expected. Having read many reports, I thought I'd be conservative and use 6 grams. This is straight kratom foliage, low cost, not the 'super-kratom' or any extracts.
I simmered the 6 grams, strained, simmered plant ,matter in new water, strained, twice.
Slowly drank the resulting brew (You'd think something so bitter would have worked out better).
Now, I can see in retrospect if how I had taken this and simply layed down I would have been okay.. maybe nodding a bit and feeling ok. But the primary effect was the old freezing of the entire GI tract.. nothing digestable, everything returning as issued, etc.
Nausea associated with motion was bad.. it would pass after vomitting, but would inevitably return.
In a way it reminded me of all the negatives of poppy tea without the loveliness which is why some of us like it
This is what I wrote before this edit:
--
10 hours later.
Standing-up-nausea finally subsiding, but still feel kind of queasy. I've long since purged both my lunch and dinner.
Long story short, vague opiateness, if I had done nothing but lay down, I would have been ok. Instead, I was treated to what felt like all the euphoria of a mild amount of codeine and all the nausea of a really bad dose of naughty opiates.
Not much else to say. After all I read, I'm unbelievably disappointed with Kratom. I can't imagine how I could be convinced to try this shit again.
I'm just happy I didn't have a 1/2 oz as suggested. 6 grams of leaf was more than enough, thank you.
Wretched, foul foul stuff. Even some powerful MJ couldn't touch this nausea.
--
Ultimately, I couldn't keep anything down that night. NExt day, was right as rain.
wretched stuff. Probably should have chewed a quid. Don't know why I'm even thinking that.
Hope you enjoyed the story. Your mileage may vary,
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