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(Kratom/9mg) - Beginner - Things that go bump in the night

zola99

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Nov 26, 2012
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About an hour ago, I prepared about 9g of Bali Kratom into capsules, downed it all with some delicious chai tea and slipped into some clean, warm pj's fresh out of the dryer. Settled into my bed and felt a warm tingly sensation creep over my body. Closed my eyes and started to drift away. I was just starting to enjoy the slight itchiness that reminded me of my beloved opes.

Suddenly, something cold and wet plopped on my face. I let out the highest pitch blood curdling scream and jumped out of bed, scrambling to turn the light on. After some poking around my blankets, I found the culprit, a small tree frog. He must have snuck into the house, like a stealthy little green ninja.


My heart is still racing and my buzz dampened. I'm too nervous to try to go back to sleep.


Well played, Kermit. Well played.

PS. No one in my family bothered to see if I was ok. FML
 
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Oh damn! Those tree frogs are sketchy! Great story. Did you just rmove the frog or did you get freaky with it?
 
Should be titled "Tree Frog Trip Report"! ;)

Kratom is a pleasant substance if you don't abuse it. It's fun to try all the different strains or mix and match.
 
Hahah nice report but why so nervous of a cute little tree frog? I guess just the surprise of it all, I get the same way when I'm all comfortable and I see a spider or one of those 1000 long leg centipedes go racing by, for the next 2-3 hours I'm all on edge thinking every tiny little thing that brushes against me is one crawling all over me.
 
I tried Kratom for the first time a few days ago. Using the capsules with crushed up leaves in them. At first I didn't feel anything at all, so I upped the dosage to 6 - 10 capsules at once vs my original 3 capsules. After that my pupils were extremely dilated, I felt slight Euphoria (ever ever so slight), and I felt pretty relaxed. I don't know why its illegal in some countries. It really wasn't anything special. Maybe I need to take more of the capsules? But that seems ridiculous to have to take more than 10 capsules to feel anything at all. I got the Kratom from a well reviewed website, so the quality isn't the issue.


I can't get it to work for me either! Huh! Any advice on intensifying the effects?
 
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