zola99
Greenlighter
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- Nov 26, 2012
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About an hour ago, I prepared about 9g of Bali Kratom into capsules, downed it all with some delicious chai tea and slipped into some clean, warm pj's fresh out of the dryer. Settled into my bed and felt a warm tingly sensation creep over my body. Closed my eyes and started to drift away. I was just starting to enjoy the slight itchiness that reminded me of my beloved opes.
Suddenly, something cold and wet plopped on my face. I let out the highest pitch blood curdling scream and jumped out of bed, scrambling to turn the light on. After some poking around my blankets, I found the culprit, a small tree frog. He must have snuck into the house, like a stealthy little green ninja.
My heart is still racing and my buzz dampened. I'm too nervous to try to go back to sleep.
Well played, Kermit. Well played.
PS. No one in my family bothered to see if I was ok. FML
Suddenly, something cold and wet plopped on my face. I let out the highest pitch blood curdling scream and jumped out of bed, scrambling to turn the light on. After some poking around my blankets, I found the culprit, a small tree frog. He must have snuck into the house, like a stealthy little green ninja.
My heart is still racing and my buzz dampened. I'm too nervous to try to go back to sleep.
Well played, Kermit. Well played.
PS. No one in my family bothered to see if I was ok. FML
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