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Knockin' boots! v. When wuz the last time you did the funky monkey?

Right, erm, full 'normal' sex was Saturday 20. Really good, multiple times (no need for viagra which I'm ashamed to say I have a stock of). Monday Tuesday was the weird shit that i described. Had some happy time on in a pure meat market on Friday, Pooh Na Na if you ever get to sample the delights of south London, go there. Confession time, I asked her after (said act) if she wanted to come back to mine. She replied 'I'd love to but my parents would kill be'. Now before anyone goes up in arms, this lady was AT least 18, check ids to get in. And renting or owning in my case is expensive in London. Funny thing about that encounter was she asked for a cig to start with, I happily obliged and she went back giggling to her friends. I asked what was funny. 'You look so much like Ross out of friends' and the stage was set. If anyone knows what I look like (it's out there), I don't look anything like Mr Schwimmer, I've had Prince before but much fun was had by all. Well by me. Luckily have no parents as this wasn't someone you'd bring home to show your mum!
 
RedLeader said:
Oh man, was hanging out tonight with this gorgeous chick who friend-zoned me ages ago. Anyway, she's trying to stop IVing her heroin, and in the spirit of harm-reduction, I taught her what's up with rectal administration. I thought she was just going to take notes and then excuse herself to the toilet, but no! Before I knew it, I had an asshole right up in my business. In the spirit of harm-reduction, I showed her how it's done and put those drugs into her anal cavity. Gotta love those days when you unexpectedly come to know what your cute female friend's asshole looks like (in the spirit of harm-reduction, of course)! I could now pick it out of a lineup :D
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HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAH

As for me, last night and I think I have a boyfriend?
 
RedLeader said:
Oh man, was hanging out tonight with this gorgeous chick who friend-zoned me ages ago. Anyway, she's trying to stop IVing her heroin, and in the spirit of harm-reduction, I taught her what's up with rectal administration. I thought she was just going to take notes and then excuse herself to the toilet, but no! Before I knew it, I had an asshole right up in my business. In the spirit of harm-reduction, I showed her how it's done and put those drugs into her anal cavity. Gotta love those days when you unexpectedly come to know what your cute female friend's asshole looks like (in the spirit of harm-reduction, of course)! I could now pick it out of a lineup :D
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fucking CLASSIC.
 
This morning with Ms.G. We went to see Die Antwoord last nite, so we get back from the show, we're still rolling.I spend like 1.5 hours eating her out, then we fuck. (her on top, like usual...we find it more mechanically efficient and comfy) then we sleep, wake up in morning, I nom her while fingering her rear, then we bang again.

Was lots of fun and also nice in an emotional sense. :)
 
Last night and again this morning. We found out last night that my husbands best friend and a good friend of mine too was killed in a car accident on Thursday. He was the best guy ever and will be missed like crazy. We were both broken up about it and had some really intense and lovely love making. Also, I was thanking God last night that I had my husband to hold and stroke, I was feeling some major sympathy for the wife of our friend who laid in a lonely bed last night....:(
 
I don't remember!!!!!

At a guesstimate, let's say 18 months. Could very likely be even longer.

Something's gotta give :\ <--- oh crap, I thought you meant, self-simulation. lol

That said, who knows. months. libido resembles all that of a fridge magnet right now, so....

I miss being my old lewd self, damnit :!
 
About 2 weeks ago...

He was 18 and despite being hot I was really not that into him, so to speak. Sure, he was built how I like with head and ass skills that no 18 y/o has any business having, but the mechanical sex left me cold. Its as if he modeled his fucking style on pornos which is BO-RING. But I digress.......

...

I dunno man, these days I am more interested in luv making than fucking for sport. :)
 
About a week ago. I was bored, high, and didn't want to go out so I ordered in...Craigslist may be dodgy, but for anonymous sex it's convenient.

The last guy I had banged on the door when he got here...some of us are familiar with the "law enforcement knock" in the U.S. and it turned out he WAS a cop. Ha. A horny cop who fucked me in every position ever created. Nice.
 
Today. Sex on heroin is nice, but it's fucking impossible to climax. I guess it's fun to fuck for 5 hours straight though, but my dick hurts.
 
Illyria99 said:
The last guy I had banged on the door when he got here...some of us are familiar with the "law enforcement knock" in the U.S. and it turned out he WAS a cop. Ha. A horny cop who fucked me in every position ever created. Nice.
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Too funny! I worked at a big police department for 5 years and got to know more than 300 cops very well...I'd say probably better than 80% were very horny and DTF, in spite of relationships and marriages.

For me, the last two nights and again this morning. Something got into my husband and I like it. Also, every time he has taken complete control....super sexy. My lady parts are sore in a very good way!
 
Illyria99 said:
About a week ago. I was bored, high, and didn't want to go out so I ordered in...Craigslist may be dodgy, but for anonymous sex it's convenient.

The last guy I had banged on the door when he got here...some of us are familiar with the "law enforcement knock" in the U.S. and it turned out he WAS a cop. Ha. A horny cop who fucked me in every position ever created. Nice.
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Thats interesting. I don't think getting laid through craig's list (at least not for straight people) has taken off in Australia yet. There really seems to be very few women that advertise on there when I had a look for curiosities sake a year ago.

Its been about two weeks since I had sex. It was with a French girl I met at a party. Sex was decent but not spectacular. I have a date on friday with a girl who I picked up last saturday - so hopefully will be having sex on Friday if all goes well.

I am still getting used to being single again. For two years I could have amazing sex with a stunningly beautiful woman whenever I felt like. Now I have to go out and search for a girl. Even if I do get lucky, there is no chance the sex will be any good. Also, not enjoying having to go back to condoms after so long not using them.
 
3 times a day, all weekend long.
Just hooked up with an old friend. We fit so well together. We've been getting fucking freaky as hell constantly. Yummy. She's 5 ft lil pixie looking raver chick. Fun fun fun.

And i've been hitting it all day sober and actually lasting a good bit. I'm an ex opiate head so sometimes its hard to hold a nut but, not with her. Everything is perfect. !
 
Two days ago, mind blowing as usual. Been with the same girl for 4 months now and things are awesome. Amazing in bed.
 
Oh shit FINALLY - saturday morning after meeting a very foxy fire performing Djing irish faerie NURSE.

Fuck me I am a lucky boy - we danced, we kissed, we got to know each other a little by spitting a little game talk, then when I got tired I announced I was leaving, and she told me "no!", followed by the fact she wanted to make me breakfast.

Fast forward about 12 hours, after some very intimate snuggles, kisses and strokes and a good 4/5 hours sleep, we got down to some more sensual exploration of each other, and then after eating her out until she was mashing and grinding her salty wet sex on my face, she got me in her hand and I slid up in her.

5 minutes of some tentative fucking, I decided not to hold back at all and I came, and was feeling up for round 2 after some BREAKFAST.

Unfortunately a hangover hit her due too much cider and sambuca, and round 2 is put on hold until I get her in my arms again.

She is fucking amazing. I cannae wait - she seems like someone I could fuck to great heights of ecstasy...her palmistry even tells me so.
 
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