Murdoch Henderson
Bluelighter
Ya big roond tattie
Giggling below the earth
I'll grip you by the shaw
And haul ye to the boil!!
Ya muckle red faced scunner
I'll have ye mashed to a stovie the now
I cannae hear ye giggling loud
In aside the other belly fillers
Aye, ye weep wi the water
Hot at the erse o ye
Yer only fit for ma denner
And I'll drop ye on the mooth o the rug!
Och Kerrs Pinks
The king o the carbs
Clatter the butter upon yer wrinkly skin
And eat ye all up!
*dedicated to the memory of big fat Maggie Wattle fae Binniemyres Farm Steadings....took her fat erse off to heaven in 1975.
*note to her family...."did she ever mention anything about a lawnmower?"
Giggling below the earth
I'll grip you by the shaw
And haul ye to the boil!!
Ya muckle red faced scunner
I'll have ye mashed to a stovie the now
I cannae hear ye giggling loud
In aside the other belly fillers
Aye, ye weep wi the water
Hot at the erse o ye
Yer only fit for ma denner
And I'll drop ye on the mooth o the rug!
Och Kerrs Pinks
The king o the carbs
Clatter the butter upon yer wrinkly skin
And eat ye all up!
*dedicated to the memory of big fat Maggie Wattle fae Binniemyres Farm Steadings....took her fat erse off to heaven in 1975.
*note to her family...."did she ever mention anything about a lawnmower?"
