manic_panic
Bluelighter
“Kammie the Clam”
(Reed Rosson)
Kammie the clam needs a lover man
under the ocean surface
far away from the sand…
you shuffle your toes on
Kammie the clam is lonely for bones
crammed inside her hole
even though she’s old
She’s still lookin’ for that satisfaction
Kammie the Klam doesn’t care to add
nor subtract seventh-grade fractions
She just wants to feel
your warm interaction
A hell of a lot like you and me--
She only wants some old-fashioned action
If Kammie was a cat she’d be a cougar
She hopes you won’t dare use her
I hope you won’t dare abuse her
She’s tired of those kinda clam-losers
Her last clam-man was a boozer
Transparent, you could see right thru him
If you try to choose her don’t lose her
She likes it rough but ya better not bruise her
Kammie the clam needs a real man
like a helping hand
from a heavenly land…
you’ll never ever hear about
Feed her brandnew dovesoap
She likes her cookies burnt
Kammie loves the way you stroke her
She can perform foreplay while playin’ poker
If you’re lookin’ to crack her shell
I swear lil buddy she’ll rail ya
She’ll send you straight to hell
She has some ambiguous genitalia
Maybe you should stay partyin’ in the sand…
‘cuz Kammie the clam just wants to understand clam-men…~
(Reed Rosson)
Kammie the clam needs a lover man
under the ocean surface
far away from the sand…
you shuffle your toes on
Kammie the clam is lonely for bones
crammed inside her hole
even though she’s old
She’s still lookin’ for that satisfaction
Kammie the Klam doesn’t care to add
nor subtract seventh-grade fractions
She just wants to feel
your warm interaction
A hell of a lot like you and me--
She only wants some old-fashioned action
If Kammie was a cat she’d be a cougar
She hopes you won’t dare use her
I hope you won’t dare abuse her
She’s tired of those kinda clam-losers
Her last clam-man was a boozer
Transparent, you could see right thru him
If you try to choose her don’t lose her
She likes it rough but ya better not bruise her
Kammie the clam needs a real man
like a helping hand
from a heavenly land…
you’ll never ever hear about
Feed her brandnew dovesoap
She likes her cookies burnt
Kammie loves the way you stroke her
She can perform foreplay while playin’ poker
If you’re lookin’ to crack her shell
I swear lil buddy she’ll rail ya
She’ll send you straight to hell
She has some ambiguous genitalia
Maybe you should stay partyin’ in the sand…
‘cuz Kammie the clam just wants to understand clam-men…~
