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Am I the only one who wants to see this on an Optus mobile ad?
Damn clever... for a kitty kat.
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Thanks to Luro for reminding me about this one - Live for Speed!
This game is an online racing simulator that fairly accurately depicts the realism experienced when throwing a car around a race track. It is being independantly developed and I played one of the earliest versions months and months ago, and now back with a better pc the demo runs amazingly well and all with 9 other players!
GameArena have servers up now, check it out.
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Thanks to Luro for reminding me about this one - Live for Speed!
This game is an online racing simulator that fairly accurately depicts the realism experienced when throwing a car around a race track. It is being independantly developed and I played one of the earliest versions months and months ago, and now back with a better pc the demo runs amazingly well and all with 9 other players!
GameArena have servers up now, check it out.
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Raving Loony
Bluelighter
BayCityRolla
Bluelighter
It's ok everyone .. I think Oceanboy has forgotten to take is medication
again......bad oceanboy bad
BCr![:\](https://bluelight.org/xf/BL_Images/Orig_Emoji/wrygrin.gif "wry grin :\")
again......bad oceanboy bad
BCr
johnboy
Bluelight Crew
one for BigTrancer
Rules of Attraction
Not only is it an awesome movie, the website rocks too! Have a play around, click the circles, open the breakfast tray and match the character lines.
Very well done.
Not only is it an awesome movie, the website rocks too! Have a play around, click the circles, open the breakfast tray and match the character lines.
Very well done.
This is one for everyone - basically a list of recipe cards from the Weight Watchers Program Circa 1974 and some choice comments beside each one. Very funny indeed - or maybe I have a sick sense of humour. Take a look and do the Tour 
Mmmm...Fluffy Mackeral Pudding
Jassy
Mmmm...Fluffy Mackeral Pudding
Jassy
eddi spgeddi
Bluelighter
Re: bluelight special!
Also great for gay men looking to find a realistic-feeling masturbator without a feminine gender design. only prob is ... does it come in larger sizes, the display model looks as if it were made for american males. (smallest dicks in the world i heard)wazza said:
kryalkastleE
Bluelighter
i am brunette
do you think martin luther king would have had the internet to look at this atrocious thread........hmmmmmm ??????
do you think martin luther king would have had the internet to look at this atrocious thread........hmmmmmm ??????
sixthseal.com
Bluelighter
For the car fans:
I'll have two bonnets and a spoiler thanks!
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Then I went looking for more and stumbled back to an old favourite, but specifically this article (scroll down).
.. and I quote: "We'd all come to appreciate the vastness of his balls, but now it was time to consider whether Mr Nagata was, in fact, many noodles short of a chop suey."
I'll have two bonnets and a spoiler thanks!
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Then I went looking for more and stumbled back to an old favourite, but specifically this article (scroll down).
.. and I quote: "We'd all come to appreciate the vastness of his balls, but now it was time to consider whether Mr Nagata was, in fact, many noodles short of a chop suey."
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Has the morality of the world faltered? Or are people losing sight of the fact that what we surround ourselves with doesnt have as much to do with it, as the choices we make on a personal level in relation to those things.
By being alive today you are a part of the technological revolution - mankind's leaps forward in the electronic realms, the dawn and progression of the microchip. Embrace what that technology can do for you and with your new wealth of knowledge, be a better person through ethical choices, not by blinkering yourself to the reality of the world we live in.
Amusing? Mebbe... Poignant all the same:
Catch of a Lifetime
He was eleven years old and went fishing every chance he got from the dock at his family's cabin on an island in the middle of a New Hampshire lake.
On the day before the bass season opened, he and his father were fishing early in the evening, catching sunfish and perch with worms. Then he tied a small silver lure and practiced casting. The lure struck the water and caused colored ripples in the sunset, then silver ripples as the moon rose over the lake.
When his pole doubled over, he knew something huge was on the other end. His father watched with admiration as the boy skillfully worked the fish alongside the dock.
Finally, he very gingerly lifted the exhausted fish from the water. It was the largest one he had ever seen, but it was a bass.
The boy and his father looked at the handsome fish, gills playing back and forth in the moonlight. The father lit a match and looked at his watch. It was 10 P.M. - two hours before the season opened. He looked at the fish, then at the boy.
"You'll have to put it back, son," he said.
"Dad!" cried the boy.
"There will be other fish," said his father.
"Not as big as this one," cried the boy.
He looked around the lake. No other fishermen or boats were anywhere around in the moonlight. He looked again at his father.
Even though no one had seen them, nor could anyone ever know what time he caught the fish, the boy could tell by the clarity of his father's voice that the decision was not negotiable. He slowly worked the hook out of the lip of the huge bass and lowered it into the black water.
The creature swished its powerful body and disappeared. The boy suspected that he would never again see such a great fish.
That was 34 years ago. Today, the boy is a successful architect in New York City. His father's cabin is still there on the island in the middle of the lake. He takes his own son and daughters fishing from the same dock.
And he was right. He has never again caught such a magnificent fish as the one he landed that night long ago. But he does see that same fish - again and again - every time he comes up against a question of ethics.
For, as his father taught him, ethics are simple matters of right and wrong. It is only the practice of ethics that is difficult. Do we do right when no one is looking? Do we refuse to cut corners to get the design in on time? Or refuse to trade stocks based on information that we know we aren't supposed to have?
We would if we were taught to put the fish back when we were young. For we would have learned the truth.
The decision to do right lives fresh and fragrant in our memory. It is a story we will proudly tell our friends and grandchildren. Not about how we had a chance to beat the system and took it, but about how we did the right thing and were forever strengthened.
James P. Lenfestey
Journalist, Poet and Environmental Activist
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Received from Insight of the Day. Click here to sign up.
By being alive today you are a part of the technological revolution - mankind's leaps forward in the electronic realms, the dawn and progression of the microchip. Embrace what that technology can do for you and with your new wealth of knowledge, be a better person through ethical choices, not by blinkering yourself to the reality of the world we live in.
Amusing? Mebbe... Poignant all the same:
Catch of a Lifetime
He was eleven years old and went fishing every chance he got from the dock at his family's cabin on an island in the middle of a New Hampshire lake.
On the day before the bass season opened, he and his father were fishing early in the evening, catching sunfish and perch with worms. Then he tied a small silver lure and practiced casting. The lure struck the water and caused colored ripples in the sunset, then silver ripples as the moon rose over the lake.
When his pole doubled over, he knew something huge was on the other end. His father watched with admiration as the boy skillfully worked the fish alongside the dock.
Finally, he very gingerly lifted the exhausted fish from the water. It was the largest one he had ever seen, but it was a bass.
The boy and his father looked at the handsome fish, gills playing back and forth in the moonlight. The father lit a match and looked at his watch. It was 10 P.M. - two hours before the season opened. He looked at the fish, then at the boy.
"You'll have to put it back, son," he said.
"Dad!" cried the boy.
"There will be other fish," said his father.
"Not as big as this one," cried the boy.
He looked around the lake. No other fishermen or boats were anywhere around in the moonlight. He looked again at his father.
Even though no one had seen them, nor could anyone ever know what time he caught the fish, the boy could tell by the clarity of his father's voice that the decision was not negotiable. He slowly worked the hook out of the lip of the huge bass and lowered it into the black water.
The creature swished its powerful body and disappeared. The boy suspected that he would never again see such a great fish.
That was 34 years ago. Today, the boy is a successful architect in New York City. His father's cabin is still there on the island in the middle of the lake. He takes his own son and daughters fishing from the same dock.
And he was right. He has never again caught such a magnificent fish as the one he landed that night long ago. But he does see that same fish - again and again - every time he comes up against a question of ethics.
For, as his father taught him, ethics are simple matters of right and wrong. It is only the practice of ethics that is difficult. Do we do right when no one is looking? Do we refuse to cut corners to get the design in on time? Or refuse to trade stocks based on information that we know we aren't supposed to have?
We would if we were taught to put the fish back when we were young. For we would have learned the truth.
The decision to do right lives fresh and fragrant in our memory. It is a story we will proudly tell our friends and grandchildren. Not about how we had a chance to beat the system and took it, but about how we did the right thing and were forever strengthened.
James P. Lenfestey
Journalist, Poet and Environmental Activist
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Received from Insight of the Day. Click here to sign up.
Back on track - Less talking ! More linking !
1. Love your kids? Prove it by beating them!
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Please note the satirical nature of the above, and if anyone was going to jump the gun, do read - as whilst its a fairly aggresive tone, the points raised are not only valid, but pretty funny to back it up.
2. Whilst were pushing the boundaries of taste - Christopher Reeve is an asshole!
3. Why everyone should have a Macintosh....
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1. Love your kids? Prove it by beating them!
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Please note the satirical nature of the above, and if anyone was going to jump the gun, do read - as whilst its a fairly aggresive tone, the points raised are not only valid, but pretty funny to back it up.
2. Whilst were pushing the boundaries of taste - Christopher Reeve is an asshole!
3. Why everyone should have a Macintosh....
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kryalkastleE
Bluelighter
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ohhhh ocean boy isnt gonna like that one!!! 8(
ohhhh ocean boy isnt gonna like that one!!! 8(
jakoz
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And people wonder why I wanted to make a whole "Compilation of Oceanboy" thread. 
Reverend Oceanboy: Thanks for the funniest posts in this thread. I keep imagining everyone trying to decypher whether youre telling them off or not.
If you dont like the thread, dont open it, but pick something else to rant about where you dont need to write in pink and cause my retinas to bleed.
Reverend Oceanboy: Thanks for the funniest posts in this thread. I keep imagining everyone trying to decypher whether youre telling them off or not.
If you dont like the thread, dont open it, but pick something else to rant about where you dont need to write in pink and cause my retinas to bleed.
PsychoKitten
Bluelight Crew
Oceanboy, please refrain from making any further off-topic posts in this thread, if you do not like it then, as Jakoz has stated before, do not open it. any further off-topic posts will be removed.
If you would like to, please do not hesitate to create a thread discussing the apparent lack of morals as you perceive displayed on bluelight.
If you would like to, please do not hesitate to create a thread discussing the apparent lack of morals as you perceive displayed on bluelight.
Space_dolphin
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Pleonastic
Bluelighter
Oceanboy, you really are a fucking idiot. If this is the biggest thing you have to worry about, then I sure do envy you. Perhaps you should maybe try to not let shit like this bother you.
And in light of this, here's a classic amusing link (work warning) - http://goatse.cx/
And in light of this, here's a classic amusing link (work warning) - http://goatse.cx/
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