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STEEN

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Not really for junkies only but the title sounded better with that word in it.

anyway, tips and tricks for using, better faster etc.



Rolling bills like a pro:

whenever you want to snort, and only have a bill but the bill wont roll up perfectly but all fucked
the only thing you have to do is roll a bill around a pen, roll it super-tight and then pull the pen out of the rolled-up bill.
after that you unroll the bill and re-roll it like you want it.

ta-da: perfect snorting device.

 
STEEN said:
whenever you want to snort, and only have a bill but the bill wont roll up perfectly but all fucked
the only thing you have to do is roll a bill around a pen, roll it super-tight and then pull the pen out of the rolled-up bill.
after that you unroll the bill and re-roll it like you want it.
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Protip: Don't snort using paper currency that has been touched by probably hundreds of germy hands
 
i know, but carrying a tube around all the time is quite suspicious lol.
 
I'm skeptical of this thread, but we'll see where it goes...

Here's a quick pro-tip for my fellow east coast, powdered heroin enthusiasts...

If you're in a car that's moving and going over bumps and all that, look around for a CD case. Just unhinge the first part of it where the little CD booklet goes, take the booklet out, and dump your bags out onto that. It has those edges along the side that you'll thank god for when the car goes over a bump and you don't lose any of your dope. ;)
 
verso said:
I'm skeptical of this thread, but we'll see where it goes...

Here's a quick pro-tip for my fellow east coast, powdered heroin enthusiasts...

If you're in a car that's moving and going over bumps and all that, look around for a CD case. Just unhinge the first part of it where the little CD booklet goes, take the booklet out, and dump your bags out onto that. It has those edges along the side that you'll thank god for when the car goes over a bump and you don't lose any of your dope. ;)
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+1 on that info...

Whatever you're using to chop on should have raised sides so your shit doesn't go flying when you cut it up... You could also put the pill/dope into some parchment paper or wax paper/joint rolling paper and steam roll over that with something hard and round (I use my pill fob) to crush without losing the powder.

FUCKING HATE THAT SHIT, then I spend the next hour looking for crumbs that don't exist and snorting lint just because it MIGHT BE some of the pills/dope even though it's white and my pill is blue or my dope is brown... fucking stupid shit right there.
 
Protip number 9 keep up with your needle caps those things have gotten me in trouble with my rents more then I would like to admit.
 
Up, Up, Down, Down, Left, Right, Left, Right, B, A = High

crimsonjunk said:
Protip number 9 keep up with your needle caps those things have gotten me in trouble with my rents more then I would like to admit.
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Yes, I lost one in my room a few weeks ago and have yet to find it.


Use a straw piece instead of a bill. Bills are not very sanitary.

If you smoke weed on a consistent basis you can save up your stems and after you gather up enough you can make a decent oil via a simple isopropyl alcohol extraction. It's pretty sweet when you get high off of it since most people throw their stems out.
 
If you're a female and need to hide your dope bags in your bra wrap it in the plastic wrapping you get from cigarettes before putting it in there. Keeps them in place and if it's hot or you're sweaty it doesn't get the bags all fucked up. Also a good way to keep them put away in case the cops do end up pulling you over or some shit. Fuck the police. hahah
 
STEEN said:

Rolling bills like a pro:

whenever you want to snort, and only have a bill but the bill wont roll up perfectly but all fucked
the only thing you have to do is roll a bill around a pen, roll it super-tight and then pull the pen out of the rolled-up bill.
after that you unroll the bill and re-roll it like you want it.

ta-da: perfect snorting device.
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When I was snorting heroin, I preferred using straws, not bills. You can get a new, clean straw every time.
Folley said:
Protip: Don't snort using paper currency that has been touched by probably hundreds of germy hands
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A+

Carl Landrover said:
If you smoke weed on a consistent basis you can save up your stems and after you gather up enough you can make a decent oil via a simple isopropyl alcohol extraction. It's pretty sweet when you get high off of it since most people throw their stems out.
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I used to do this but have plenty of cannabinoids now. %)
 
STEEN said:
i know, but carrying a tube around all the time is quite suspicious lol.
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But carrying drugs around isn't? Lol

Protip: Keep the tube flattened in your wallet, when you want to sniff do so.

Protip: keep drugs in easily accessible pocket, not super hidden, that way you can ditch with ease

Protip: If you want to do a pill while you are driving, take a post it, fold the pill into it, with sticky side out. Stick folded post it to dashboard, crush with lighter with one hand (while driving with other). When done crushing half unfold post it and sniff all the powder off of it. Much better than the CD case IMO as the powder CANNOT go anywhere (my buddy was an expert at this it was actually incredible).

Protip: GET A HOSECLAMP

Protip: ZNEGATIVE IS ON THE $$$

Protip: Dont leave drugs behind your TV if other people live with you. Even if they cant see them from the door, if they walk towards the TV they can.

Protip: if doing drugs in a bathroom near a sink, make sure you CLOSE THE FUCKING DRAIN! Otherwise you will be getting a wrench and taking the U trap off.

Protip: Do massive lines of opana and get super high
 
Dont do heroin

but if you are going to

dont even pour the shit out of the bag, just drop a straw in and piff away
 
Id do that if possible, but there was discussion about driving earlier and that was more what I meant. When on the road it is easier to do that. I would get Food Network on it if possible
 
shimazu said:
Id do that if possible, but there was discussion about driving earlier and that was more what I meant. When on the road it is easier to do that. I would get Food Network on it if possible
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Hahaha, yeah, I didn't take that into account as I've been a nondriver for my entire life. A MetroCard is my old reliable Porsche.

EDIT: Also, instead of bricks of butter, Paula Deen (new last name: Fiend) will be chopping bricks of heroin and be like, this is delicious, y'all... licking her grubby fingers covered in Smack... all the recipes like straight up dope to the nose or dope and water where you have to work a bit harder and stick it straight into a vein. Quick cooking, though.

Guy Fiendieri will take an old Camaro from the 70's to all the hip dope spots, in Diners, Drive-Ins and Open Air Markets... copping ECP from NYC and Baltimore and then heading out west to try the tar.
 
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lol the Diners Drive Ins and Air marketd cracked me up

I watch that show some times when Im stoned, he does go to good places
 
Bigfanofthemdrugs said:
XX∆XXUPDOWNLEFT gets you invincibilty and an ounce of dope
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Haha, n1.

Don't be the first to buy from a potentially new dealer if you can avoid it. Unless you know the guy to be honest.
If you can't avoid it, don't buy in bulk from the start. (But I guess that is obvious)
New batches is another thing, but it's still better to have someone else buy some first and comment, hehe.
 
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