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Jobseeker's Allowance Megathread ver. The Jeremy Kyle Fan Club

When were they posted? I don't see any deleted posts by you or PT in the last several pages. If a mod had deleted them, I would see it, as we can't really delete anything, it just gets hidden.

Found it, its actually on the UNIVERSAL CREDIT THREAD, not this Jobseekers allowance thread. :) My mistake

Easy mistake to make while high as a kite though :)

A merging of the threads might be a decent idea as they are basically the same topic

Well worth reading though, could save some poor sap a fuckton of money !
http://www.bluelight.ru/vb/threads/676846-Universal-Credit-Anyone-on-it-yet?p=11609735#post11609735
 
Eh, and this thread reminds me ... where's maxalfie been recently? He hasn't posted for ages. Maybe he finally managed to find a job? I know he'd been looking for one for ages

If you're lurking max, c'mon says 'ello!
 
Crap, it finally happened.

I have been registered to attend a 'Finding and getting jobs module', by my advisor. I have a perfectly good CV, and I certainly know how to behave in job interviews, but I guess my advisor needs to fill her quota.

Has anyone been to one of these? I'm supposed to be moving back to London in 10 days. Can you fob these off like you might do a signing? Like a 'excused signing' for instance? Or am I doomed to sit for 6 hours with a bunch of mongos?


nice to see the habitual workshy being made to get off their arses at last
 
nice to see the habitual workshy being made to get off their arses at last

For what jobs?
Tesco express had 800 applicants for 8 jobs when they opened a store recently in West London

http://www.ealinggazette.co.uk/ealing-news/local-ealing-news/2013/05/14/800-apply-for-eight-jobs-at-southall-tesco-64767-33329044/

I know someone who has a masters degree in quantitative economics who cannot find a job now, he even applied to clarks shoe stores.
Overqualified they told him

I also know a bloke who worked in the city maintaining the servers for Nasdaq in New York. Was making in excess of £120,000 a year
He cant get a HGV driving job now
 
^ This, and this:

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I know this may not apply to everyone here, but someone passed this onto me. Could be of use to some , Sounds like a decent offer ( Although you have to be careful as it may be a ruse to spy on your connection and see how many hours your jobsearching a week)

MILLIONS of less well-off families not on the internet are to be offered computers for just £24.

The offer also includes broadband from £2.99 a month, so Brits can get a PC and a year of web access for less than £60.

It is the latest push in the government-backed Get Online@Home initiative — aimed at the 10.8 million people without home web access.

The scheme is the brainchild of web expert Baroness Lane Fox, the Government’s Digital Champion and founder of lastminute.com.

She said: “With the cost of internet access cited as a key reason for not being online, this is an incredible saving and will transform the lives of everyone who hasn’t been able to get online before.”

Users can save an estimated £550 a year by buying goods and services online.

The unemployed will also benefit, as three in four jobs now have online application processes. The computers — mostly unwanted machines donated by businesses — come with Windows 7 and Microsoft Office which alone would cost £150.

They are £24 for those on benefits, and £74 for others but will require a broadband deal. To apply, call 0800 090 1297.

Read more: http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepag...p-broadband-at-299-a-month.html#ixzz2Vjoy6UAP
 
fuckin absolute cunts at the job centre not only did they not tell me i was entitled to contribution based jsa (ive lost about 5 months of potential cash unless i can get it backdated that looks unlikely) but tthe cunt lied to me last week and told me to make a universal jobsmatch account "or it could affect my benefits" on the form it says "you can carry out a general jobsearch without creating an account"

Anyone know if i have to do this bullshit or not ?

just found the following:


DO I HAVE TO CREATE A UNIVERSAL JOBMATCH ACCOUNT?
Monday, May 13, 2013

The Jobcentre adviser has no power to just tell you that you have to create a Universal Jobmatch account. Edinburgh Coalition Against Poverty have supported several unemployed claimants who have successfully declined to create a Universal Jobmatch account, without suffering any sanctions.

You can only be forced to create a Universal Jobmatch account if Jobcentre Plus issue you with a written Jobseeker’s Direction –without such a written instruction they cannot force you onto Universal Jobmatch and they cannot sanction you.

Before a jobcentre adviser can issue a Jobseekers' Direction forcing you to create a Universal Jobmatch account, they have to consider if it would be appropriate in your circumstances. For example if English is your second language or if you have difficulty with literacy then it may not be reasonable to issue such a Jobseeker’s Direction. The adviser must consider the following questions:

1. Do you have a health related condition?

2. Is English a second language?

3. Do you have a problem with literacy and/or numeracy?

4. You do not have a computer or internet access device (IAD) OR cannot afford to access the internet?

5. You live in area with poor internet service?

6. You do not have reasonable access to a computer?

7. Does your jobcentre have a computer you can use?

8. You have a computer or internet access device (IAD) but wish to exercise your right not to allow cookies?



A Jobseekers' Direction only applies to a jobcentre computer, you cannot be forced to create the Universal Jobmatch account on YOUR own computer. SEE 8 ABOVE

If you do create a Universal Jobmatch account, make sure you do not tick the box consenting to Jobcentre Plus accessing your account. That way you can prevent the Jobcentre from checking your online jobsearch activity.
 
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Mind you, I love being out of work in this weather.....=D

Ditt fuckin o . so glad not to be stuck in a fuckin stifling (in every sense of the word) greenhouse of an office. How does one 'fob off' a signing on, as someone else mentioned ? Its so inconvenient having to give up ten minutes of my precious time every fortnight to cycle to the job centre, show them a list of 6 jobs ive clicked 'send cv' to, and then cycle back home again for my free £71 a week. Damn inconsiderate of them.

Ive paid my fuckin NI and taxes for the last 20 years. My last job and appalling managers contributed massively to my problems. Too right im gonna rinse the state for every penny im entitled to for as long as i can. I am unemployed through choice as i was on teetering on the verge of another nervous breakdown. Hanging on by my fingertips as my counsellor put it.

Had i better be careful, might someone IP trace me ? (paranoia / be sensible lad ? / dont take the piss too blatantly)
 
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fucking arse holes have just screwed me rang yesterday to be told my payment was released yesterday then in rang today to find out how much just to be told it was today meaning i have to wait till tuesday instead of getting it saturday so now i've got be up/in tomorrow morning from 9am till 1pm to find out if i can get a damn counter payment im fucked if the dnt because then it will delay it even fucking more . sorry for the language im out of bacca a pissed off to fuck now
 
Can some lazy mod please merge this with the universal credit thread?

I was doing some community service recently and it came to my attention that Marks and Spencers will employ 1200 workers aged 18-24 and pay them their dole

as jsa is not a wage but a benefit , this means in effect that a private company like M/S is being subsidised by your taxes, and their workers are working for a pittance of less than £2 an hour

Boycott MARKS AND SPENCERS !!!
 
For all the weed that I've smoked - yo this blunt's for you
To all the people I've offended - yeah fuck you too!
To all the friends I used to have - yo I miss my past
But the rest of you assholes can KISS MY ASS
For all the drugs that I've done - yo I'm still gon' do
To all the people I've offended - yeah fuck you too!
For everytime I reminisce - yo I miss my past
But I still don't give a fuck, y'all can KISS MY ASS

Please .
 
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