Misc Job Drug Screenings and Suggestions for under-the-radar long-term drug use

[Daedalus237]

Hey guys,

Does anyone have a comprehensive list of what they check for at the standard job drug screenings (urine test), for both white-collar and blue collar jobs? I'm one class away from getting my B.S. in business, I don't want to be a cubicle monkey all my life though (did that for a bit before), basically I want to work for a bit while starting my own company (I have a few ideas but it will take some months to iron out all the details). Meanwhile I don't mind working in a cubicle for a bit, but also my friend works stockroom at walmart and says it's decent pay plus benefits, and with the current economy I don't know how fast I can land a job with my low-GPA B.S. degree.

So basically my question is what can I use long-term to numb me out while passing potential drug tests. Obviously weed is out of the question because they check for that (plus it makes me lazy), barbs and benzos have too much addiction potential long term and they might check for those as well. Maybe low-dose ketamine? I don't know a whole lot about various RC's but I am fairly tech savvy and can pretty much get any drug or RC within reason.

Sorry if this is in the wrong section, I'm still a noob here.

But yeah.

TL:DR version: need a safe-ish drug or RC I can take on a daily basis to block out the mundanities of low-level work and still pass any drug tests.

Alternatively, decently-paying jobs that don't drug test.

Thanks guys.

 

[tricomb]

No drug testing questions, also, we're not here to help you get high or suggest drugs, especially research chemicals. Please read the BLUA and OD guidelines, both found in my signature.

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