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Jersey Shore

I unfortantly watched like 15mins of this show last night at 2 A.M. and wtf?! what the hell is a fucking 'Gweedo' and 'Gweedate' or w/e the hell they call themselves? like that one dude looks like a complete d-bag, wearing eye-liner and putting a pound of gel in his hair like a complete tool.. and the girl cakes on her make-up like no tommorow. They look like fucking trash and talk like trash too, fucking New Jersey.....what a bunch of wallabies.
 
obviously that show is no reflection of NJ at all except for the traffic we see here in NJ.... And like traffic anywhere, it can be noisy, pushy, annoying, and unpleasant, but like all traffic it disappears... to come back again. This is how summers are for NJ in the shore area. Right now is such a nice time to be down by the shore. The beaches are quiet. The streets are empty. The weather is a bit brisk but it's still beautiful with the solitude of it all.

there have been shows about Atlantic City. HBO did a show about the Hookers and Pimps in Atlantic City.

As far as all the tough guys, I've been locked up before while these guys are getting hauled to the county jail from Seaside for the fights and stuff... quite a different tone they take when they're on the phone crying trying to make bail while the rest of us are shaking our heads laughing knowing we ain't going nowhere....
 
Yo you see these abs, this 6 pack right here, its a situation. Thats why they call me the situation.
LOL
I can't believe these people actually exist however unrealistic the show is these eight are still real. Definitely hilarious and not to be taken seriously.

Watching it makes me feel better about my life. I love it.
Exactly.
Id love to see a fuckin Jersey Shore about Atlantic City instead yo. Fuckin, gangbangers, thugs, bloods, crackheads, dope dealers, pimps, hookers, casinos, gamblers, italian mafia, russian mafia, people on the run from the cops, people on drug vacations, drunks, white dope addicts layin up in hotels , shootin dope and smokin crack in week long heroin binges and smokin blunts on the boardwalk and walkin around the hood at night eatin on fried chicken from the all night Halal chicken joint, chillin in the projects with the crack heads and dope boys while they wander around in their nodded out cracked up bliss...Oh wait i might of started goin into my own experiences in AC there at the end, my bad, but the points the same ;) Show the REALLY crazy ass jersey shore shit instead of that lame crap they show now.
I would too, why don't you get on making that?
PS - *FIST PUMP* YEAAAAAAAAAA BROOOOOOOO!!! ;)
LOL

leave me alone im 2 of the worlds most rant-writin-inducing drugs there is:p;)
Every time I see your posts now I have to laugh. But I try and read em. :)

Some of the things that make me laugh about the show are things that I've only seen here before like in the T-shirt shop with all the shirt about "go hard" or bro fist type shit. It is horribly horribly trashy but I've set my DVR to catch every episode.
 
Lets go chinky, I'm down. All we need is a motel room, a brick of fire dope, a box of rigs, and those yellowish rocks and we're set=D

I'll meet you guys. Fuck AC.. You can get a motel room in Jersey City for like $30 for the night with a jacuzzi in it (although I would not use it LOL). I probably wouldn't even sleep in the bed. But well split a brick and get some grams of coke and a couple 10 packs of works. Some beer. YEA.
 
^^^ dude, I am so down lol. I was going to say the same thing about staying in North NJ instead of the shore, because well I'm from Southern California and have seen enough shores and beaches. I wanna just go and stay where the best dopes at.
 
Lets go chinky, I'm down. All we need is a motel room, a brick of fire dope, a box of rigs, and those yellowish rocks and we're set=D

that would be the shit, i dont bang my dope but ill watch you do it thats fine lol

all i need is bud and dope and some beers

altek would make it a bl meetup lol
 
shit man, seeing that I just got a job and will have money coming in, this could be turned into a reality. I haven't gone on a vacation in forever due to my heroin/methadone dependence for the past years, and I can't see a better place to visit than good old dope filled north jersey. I wanna get good on some speedballs and go see the places they shot the Sopranos at lol. My favorite fucking show ever.
 
ehh i forgot NYC/nj is expensive like downtown..prolly need more like 1000
 
After reading this thread i went and watched the first 2 episodes.

DUMBEST SHOW EVER.

Do these people realize they are being mocked and ridiculed?



That's kind of the point Delsyd.

The programmers are attempting to cash in on the anti-Guido sentiment they've seen on the internet over the years.

It isn't any secret that television producers/programmers have been mining the internet for new ideas and material that they can then translate into programs to sell advertising time around.

:)
 
shit man, seeing that I just got a job and will have money coming in, this could be turned into a reality. I haven't gone on a vacation in forever due to my heroin/methadone dependence for the past years, and I can't see a better place to visit than good old dope filled north jersey. I wanna get good on some speedballs and go see the places they shot the Sopranos at lol. My favorite fucking show ever.

Let's get this bitch rolling haha. Come on out to beautiful NJ. Yea funny you mentioned the Soprano places because the way I used to cop my dope when I first started copping, I would take the turnpike down to exit 15E and over the Passaic River by Newark Bay. It's the exact route Tony takes in the opening credits. This was before I watched the Sopranos, my boy was like this is the way in the credits. When I finally started watching the show, I was like holy fuck! My dope spot was like 2 mins away ahaha.
 
Yea yo its a great feeling aint it altek...I fukn love me some dope and Sopranos They go together perfect. Holy shit there is 2 particular episodes i love to watch while Im bootin some diesel...

1--The season finale of the 2nd season, with the graduation party for Meadow and then they also show all the family business shit cut in between, showin all the shady shit they do in between the happy family shit for the party...And then at the end, u see the jewish guys at the hotel and the dude is sittin in the chair, nodded out with his cigarette burning and the guy walkin past takes the stoge and looks at him shakes his head and just puts it out for him and leaves him there nodded out.

2--The first episode , i aint sure wat season but possibly of the 3rd, IDK tho, when they play that Sinatra song "When I was 17" and they show christopher sniffin coke and shootin dope, adriana, tony, all the ppl in the show doin the different shit they do and how shit is startin to be less than perfect now...

Also, of course the one where christopher goes to the San Gennaro festival and boots dope and all the lights from the carnival are spinning around him...Fuck, the sopranos makes me feen out for dope more than some other things that u would think....

hey this is still about guidos cuz we talkin bout christopher . In realiity tho, Honestly, I think christopher would beat the fuck outta these knucklehead guidos if he seen them, only difference is hes a character and they actually exist. they all act like they on some mobsta shit but the real mobsters dont act like that at all and have some respect and carry themself with dignity.
 
On last nights episode they kept calling " the headliner " headliners repeatedly. What a bunch a fucking idiots.

I gotta say that i think the shows kinda hilarious tho , i was crackin up watchin that shit
 
Most unfortunately I have watched both episodes... That "situation" mother fucker annoys the shit out of me, the part where he got upset was my favorite moment.. besides the part where the other guido punched that random person in the face.

Do you guys think they are doing drugs in the background? I have to think they're definitely snorting coke, I've never been in that scene but it looks like the clubs they go to would be crawling with people selling it.
 
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