Man I hate this shit, becuz all they EVER fuckin show on MTV abotu jersey is shit like this.
Its ALWAYS the shore guidos, who AINT EVEN FROM NEW JERSEY, Well MOST of them is from Long island and staten island but there is also some jersey ones, Im just sayin, it seems like the overwhelming majority of the REALLY straight up DOUCHE guidos is from staten/long island and not NJ. I hate when ppl this we all about this, cuz sure Italians (not necessarily guidos) make up a big part of the population, but theres way more to this state than that shit.
Id love to see a fuckin Jersey Shore about Atlantic City instead yo. Fuckin, gangbangers, thugs, bloods, crackheads, dope dealers, pimps, hookers, casinos, gamblers, italian mafia, russian mafia, people on the run from the cops, people on drug vacations, drunks, white dope addicts layin up in hotels , shootin dope and smokin crack in week long heroin binges and smokin blunts on the boardwalk and walkin around the hood at night eatin on fried chicken from the all night Halal chicken joint, chillin in the projects with the crack heads and dope boys while they wander around in their nodded out cracked up bliss...Oh wait i might of started goin into my own experiences in AC there at the end, my bad, but the points the same
Show the REALLY crazy ass jersey shore shit instead of that lame crap they show now.
yo,dont hate yall. i aint no guido lover, but at the same time as a italian in NJ who is proud of my heritage i cant just not say shit. IDK why there is sooooo much hate directed at guidos on this forum and apparently from many ppl IRL too? Like damn hendrix haze, WTF? that aint just hatin, that is just straightup MEAN as hell yo! lol! I aint mad but like wat did a guido ever do to u? U said u dont really even kno no guidos IRL and they aint in ur area really , so where is all that disgust comin from?
Second, I know that "The situation" shit was over the top yo, that shit was so damn gay. I aint tryna stand up for these cats on the show, becuz most of them really seemed like some cocky conceited douches with no class and dont get me wrong, thru the whole show I was like, "wat a dick" or "hes actin like a fuckin asshole" many times. But I dont get where that crazy, ultra, almost rabid level of hate that some of yall got for guidos comes from, i just dont get it, why are they any worse than ur average douche that populates the entire US? Wat is it about guidos that is just SOOOO bad that they deserve this insanely devoted crew of haters? I hate to say it but it almost makes me wanna take their side when they go on about the whole "fuck the haters, I kno yall hatin on me and i dont give a shit" thing.
Third, THOSE GIRLS IS A BUNCHA FUCKIN WHOARES!! LOL yo, I just could not believe some of the shit these bitches was doin. at the start of the show, "ohh, i love my boyfirned so much, i would be stupid to give up wat i got at home just cuz i wanna have fun here down at the shore!" and then shes fuckin makin out with the dude who got a pierced dick the next night. wtf!?! Or maybe that wasnt her, i dont remember, cuz they all look the goddamn same. but another one of the bitches was actin like a ho too when she was all like hookin up with "the situation" guy and then she got with his boy a few nights later. i dont get how they can love their man that much if they drop their panties so easy after gettin loose with a couple drinks and some cheesy mack from one of these guys whose just feenin out for some pussy.
these broads all act like skanks and pickup mad dudes at the club, they wear ass loads of makeup and got their titties poppin out all over the damn place. my BF was watchin with me and he was like yo none of these bitches is actually hot in real life but they wear SO much makeup and SO much hair spray and style their hair SO much and dress SO slutty and just alter how they really look so much until they appear like they are at least decently attractive just thru over grooming theirselves. '' and it cracked me up when the one broad was like 'my ideal guy would be italian, tall, tan, nice clothes, hot car, nice smile, nice blowout, some sexy gold chains and shit, and definately should be a juicehead" LOL....yea those small dicks and roid rage is hot yo.
But anyways...So i guess the show in general, the broads got pretty much no self respect or class, and they got attitude problems for the most part, but they definately aint no pushover, wussy bitches , they dont take no shit, they got actual personalities instead of just bein totally bland boring bitches who get their identity from their man or their friends and dont know how to speak their own mind, and they know how to have fun , wile out and have a good time at least. but i definatly dont approve of that whole "they are dirty, disloyal sluts with no respect for theirselves or their so called boyfriends" thing but anyways.
the guys can be douches, assholes, stuck up thinkin they hot shit at times. and personally a dude so hung up on his looks an self obsessed aint too much of a attractive qualitty to me. the image obsession shit is lame no doubt but at least they know how to take care of theirselves and aint like soe dudes that just dont even bother to put on deodorant or dont know how to dress. looks wise i rather be around one of these guido mutha fuckas than some fuckin tie dye wearing hippie who dont even wear cologne or deodorant and dont see nothin wrong with wearin the same shirt a few days in a row or wears sandals as his normal shoes.
The bottom line I guess Im sayin is, a douchebag is a fuckin douchebag, and not all guidos are like that just becuz they are guidos. I come from a place that got lots of em, and i known plenty thru my life and i wouldnt call none of em douches of any kind. My moms best friend pretty much she is my aunt, is also italian and her son is too, he aint quite a guido but got lots of guido friends and they are sweethearts. The other day my moms needed help with somethin when she was at my aunts and the sons friends came over to load some furniture in the car for her and my moms. they was all like, "Oh no problem Mrs. P, we got it, dont worry, anything you need us to help you with we got you covered sure" and carried and loaded all the furniture for my mom and then when they finished they was all like "oh is there anything else u need us to help you with, no, are u sure? We dont mind" etc. just very polite, nice, respectful, the kind of kids u would say "Verrry Nice Boyyys" (in that new jersey accent, italian mother voice that is such a well known stereotype.)
Most guidos that really over do the shit are the ones that get the pictures of them took and posted on line, or get onto shows like this, but they really aint all like that and it pisses me off that ppl gotta act so judgemental espeially when they aint never been to jersey and aint even known any. u get a lil more of a pass if u live here or in long island or w/ever and be around them everyday, but judging with nothin to go on like alot of BL'ers do is lame. the less stereotypical guidos dont all run around actin all idiotic and loud and assholeish and racist and shit. I cant stand that racism shit some of em do, I really feel like the worst of the guidos, ARE scumbags, just like the rest of yall feel. But the good ones, they are loyal, kind, usually very sweet guys that are respectful , mama's boys type of dudes, loving and devoted to their girls, mad loyal , like on brother-level with their boys, and just happen to look a certain way that fills a stereotype of someboy with the same NY/NJ italian heritage as them but a totally different personality and way of acting.
Like i said, even if it aint me, as a jersey girl with italian ancestry i gotta try n clear shit up a little bit i cant let the hatin go on without it gettin directed at the right people, u feel me ? The dudes on the show and the ones like em, while they might have a couple not so bad qualities, are the ones u should be rippin on but not all guidos act that way and when they dont they are some of the nicest and "give u the shirt off their back" type of ppl u will ever meet. so i hope that helps some of yall understand it a lil better.
PS - *FIST PUMP* YEAAAAAAAAAA BROOOOOOOO!!!
So there's a show about Guido?Man I hate this shit, becuz all they EVER fuckin show on MTV abotu jersey is shit like this.
