Its Landed! BlueTV Presents: Bluelight Big Brother

[goatyoghurt]

I can't wait for someone to be nominated/evicted for sneezing and wasting good drugs

 

[BopGirl]

muahah I dunno whether to be offended or excited

Fuck yeah I'll win!

I'm going to be the Kieron of BBB. Kieron's inexperience with sex is like my inexperience with drugs :D

I'll learn a thing or 50

PS. Plaz ain't BigBrother ... he's GurnerBrother!

"This is GurnerBrother, BopGirl you have 10 seconds to get outside and Gurn. 10, 9, 8 ...."

 

[plazma]

Just for the record...

There seems to be a bit of misunderstanding here, I'd like to say that I do have better things to do than watch a bunch of bluelighters get high (like getting high myself) and doing stupid stuff for the gratification of others (via the video camera).

Besides which, I think Pleo would make a MUCH better Big Brother than I would.

-plaz out-

 

[bisKi]

*can imagine what Pleo will do if DJ Kitty barges into the house*



it's been a year since the whole thing hadn't it??

 

[PsychoKitten]

I can't wait for someone to be nominated/evicted for sneezing and wasting good drugs

bwhaha it's so sadly true

 

[BopGirl]

Plaz your one Gurner with too much time on his hands ....

It's ashame you couldn't participate and be one of the housemates!

We'll start a BB Rehab house ... your first on our list

I'm proud to say I don't even know what those drugs are! Thank fuck

 

[SupaDiscoBreaka]

I'll be on the show but not as a housemate. Just a permanent addition to the couch and/or the patio area.

 

[babu]

*props SDB up next to barbecue*

*evil cackle*

 

[BopGirl]

I get bonus points for my 300th post w00 yeah!

 

[doofqueen]

backo if u cut down all the trees then i will only have you to console me

 

[MoeBro]

I'm proud to say I don't even know what those drugs are! Thank fuck

tut tut
you're not a bluelighter until you're jaded enough to admit that you know more about drugs than everyone else on earth (barring other bluelighters)

 

[Backo]

^^^ hehe i am only aware of them by other Bluelighters measuring dick size about how many drugs they have taken

 

[SupaDiscoBreaka]

I have a sneaking suspicion that I'd probably win the competition even though I'm not actually a competitor.

-------
Shush Penfold

 

[Queen Beat]

Why is my name still on the list?

 

[nickthecheese]

OMG HI!

Another plazma classic, someone get this guy a medal or something :D

 

[BREAKaBEAT]

dude, you rock. insight, humour, it's got it all. and the house mates? man, i love it. you should patent it before someone copies it.

LMAO

 

[BopGirl]

3 housemates already evicted ... I'm still there ... I'm on fire!

 

[Tabernacle]

LOL @ moe, SDB, plaz and this whole fetishised drug fuck buddy internet schmooozel

 

[doofqueen]

we need a pool in here... i want a pool...i can see me being like sarah marie...wheres my bunny ears? who stole my fucking ears damn it? oh and instead of a bum dance we'll have a bum stomp hehehe

whos up for another rack?

we ran out of condoms yesterday too

 

[Backo]

Hmmm with all the eviction im thinking the place aint as cool as it used to be.... im dwindling.

Dont feel the enthusiasm anymore.... This small space with hyperactive people is scaring me.... the walls are always melting and my head is always spinning...... whats that big brother u want me to start hurting people............
*screech screech screech* SHUTUP.......... SHUT THE FUCK UP AND LET ME OUT.....
*escapes to corner of the bathroom..... slides down next the bath... starts crying.... what have u given me..... MAKE IT STOP MAKE IT STOP...... looks at hands shaking turning blue...*

WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT????

*Drip Drip Drip* passes out.....


*next morning* Man that 5 meo experience was soooo cool... im Uber tough after that one... lets do this shit again...
Yeah Im Cool.... of course

logs off bluelight.