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It's FRIDAY, according to the Bluelight clock it is anyway...

TheSpade said:
I tried to reply to this earlier but BL went down mid post. I started to post a thread yesterday then I thought "do I REALLY want to post this" as I'm quite cautious about what I put online these days on forums and FB etc. Paranoid maybe but have heard too many stories of people posting stuff and it coming backto haunt them, I know several people who have been punted by their work etc for stuff they put on FB and other people getting found out for things that should never have been put online, basically I bottled it. I decided I would not post my, rather deviant like, antics online this time. Put it this way though, despite only being here for 10 days this trip has far surpassed the previous ones I've written about in terms of debauchery and naughtyness. I will spare you the details but it's insane. I never thought in my wildest dreams I would have have had such a first week. I'm off to Kanchanaburi tomorrow like I said for a more laid back and productive few days before coming back to this madness.
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To be honest Spade, I think after 35000 posts the damage is already done ;)
 
Kick the arse right out it all weekend, I'm pretty confident that I'll feel the full consequences of my actions tomorrow.
 
^ The folk that get sacked due to FB accounts etc have their name, picture etc all over it. Just don't put on your CV "I am TheSpade from bluelight.ru" & you'll be fine ya para cunt. I actually want to hear your stories of booze, alcohol & manky birds/lady-boys. I'm not being sarcastic either, I think it genuinely will be interesting and/or funny.



This is what happened on Saturday night. Someone had one too many & got locked up.

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GET! IN! YOUR! CAGE!!!!!!!
 
Spade took too much methamphetamine and woke up covered in ladyboy jizz. How unfortunate.
 
Friday night, what did I do....oh yeah I'd been up most of the night before, then a mate came and crashed out in my bed as he'd not had sleep in a few days, and my boyfriend fell asleep next to him taking up my entire bed, so another mate came over to keep me company as my only option was to pull an all-nighter, so we got on the Base, crack and smack.

My boyfriend put his arm around his best mate in his sleep, thinking it was me. So, me and my mate couldn't resist interlocking their legs, and putting my mates arm around my boyfriend then uploading the pic to Facebook. We'd suspected the bromance was blooming for a while, we just needed solid evidence ;) They didn't even wake up!

Actually, I think this happened on Thursday, I can't remember, the days are blurring into one as I've had far too little sleep. I think Friday I found out my housing association are definatley kicking me out, even after my appeal, saying I was blackmailed into making the choice too early. So, I'm homeless yet again, and I have a week to get into a legal squat i've found, or find somewhere else to stay. I think I got really pissed on Friday on buckfast and cider.
 
OK young lady ;)

cherrycolouredfunk said:
my only option was to pull an all-nighter, so we got on the Base, crack and smack.
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You did have a choice, you just made the wrong one.

cherrycolouredfunk said:
So, I'm homeless yet again, and I have a week to get into a legal squat i've found, or find somewhere else to stay. I think I got really pissed on Friday on buckfast and cider.
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What happened to moving back to your family and getting a job and all that? I know it may not be where you want to be right now or as much fun as what you're doing now (?) but sometimes Cherry you've got to make the difficult choice. Life isn't just something that happens to you, is inflicted on you, you have a hand in it as well, you have choices and you can't keep making the wrong ones or you'll end up dead <3

Your're smart, you know this, but I won't let that stop me saying it again.
 
Quality pic crackhead. Maybe I will post the story in full at some point but I guess I'd have to do it soon as a lot will get forgotten. It's not seedy really (i've not been paying for hookers or fucking ladyboys for example) but there's been plenty of partying and sex. I would advise anyone whos about to travel or spend a long time in a new country to sign up to the local social networking sites before hand and get in touch with people, tell them you're coming and want to hang out. Best decision I ever made, I had a phonebook full of local contacts before I even arrived. I bought a local SIM a few hours after arriving and mass texted the number, phone ran off the hook and didn't stop beeping all night with girls wanting to make plans. Spent the whole first week in BKK meeting them, partying with them in cool bars and clubs and then the majority ended up back in my hotel. You can work out the rest.
 
that pic in the bird cage is classic!

didnt know you had fucked off to thailand again spade, fair play, i want to go there - im heading to korea in august so might try arrange a stop over in thailand.. who knows!

ps happy new year all, lol, its around 4 months since ive been on here
 
Red Arrow said:
that pic in the bird cage is classic!
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He had food, water & twos on a snout. He was well looked after.

Apparently the cage belongs to guinea pigs, although I've never actually seen the fuckers. There was plenty of wee toalies flying about though (getting put in people's drinks mainly haha, fucking rotten) so the evidence was there. Apparently they were hiding out in a bedroom, not in a cage or anything, just roaming free. I'm surprised they never got squashed, eaten or launched off the balcony tbh.

We got evicted by about 7 polis right after that. I laughed right at one of them when I realised there was more than two. I thought it was hilarious that they'd sent 4 cops for a little bit of noise disturbance, turns out they actually had a van full haha. Fucking doughnuts.
 
TheSpade said:
Quality pic crackhead. Maybe I will post the story in full at some point but I guess I'd have to do it soon as a lot will get forgotten. It's not seedy really (i've not been paying for hookers or fucking ladyboys for example) but there's been plenty of partying and sex. I would advise anyone whos about to travel or spend a long time in a new country to sign up to the local social networking sites before hand and get in touch with people, tell them you're coming and want to hang out. Best decision I ever made, I had a phonebook full of local contacts before I even arrived. I bought a local SIM a few hours after arriving and mass texted the number, phone ran off the hook and didn't stop beeping all night with girls wanting to make plans. Spent the whole first week in BKK meeting them, partying with them in cool bars and clubs and then the majority ended up back in my hotel. You can work out the rest.
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Believable, ginge!

#sarcasm
 
Fuck it, I'm no gonna lie. If I went to Thailand on my own, shit would be right seedy, 5 day meth & hooker binges. Ladyboys, midgets, goats, guns. Shit would be like 'Nam. Going fucking daft. I would go absolutely tonto. Never mind meeting cunts on social networking sites.

Gonna see if I can find that picture of my mate with a ladyboy, it's hilarious.

Edit - It's gone. Wee shitebag must have deleted it lol. I did manage to find a few pictures of my other mate that went hanging about with tigers. Looks well sketchy, they must be drugged up to the max...

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There's loads of pictures of him just lazing about with these tigers as though they are pet dogs!
 
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This whole page is rich in hilarity, sensible advice and tigers on fucking mogadon. EADD rules the waves.
 
Urbain said:
Believable, ginge!

#sarcasm
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Get a life mate eh?

There's loads of pictures of him just lazing about with these tigers as though they are pet dogs!
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Aye I have similar pics, mad place. They are on more valium than me. Heading back to BKK tomorrow, been invited to a party from an English bloke I met here a couple days ago who lives in BKK, some Thai friends he has. Should be good.
 
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