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ISIS receive a little message from EL CHAPO!

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The good ol' Sinaloa sadistic nutjob who provides half the Coke you shove up your nose every weekend has personally contacted IS command with a threat not to be taken too lightly...

"You are not soldiers. You are nothing but lowly pussies. Your god cannot save you from the true terror my men will levy at you if you continue to impact my operation. My men will destroy you. The world is not yours to dictate. I pity the next son of a whore who tries to interfere with the business of the Sinaloa Cartel. I will have their heart and tongue torn from them".

This was in response to the destruction of the "merchandise" currently gaining popularity in the Middle East being destroyed by IS.

I don't know about you guys but the wrath of IS scares me far less than the combined power of the South American narco-paramilitary.
 
Maybe this is exactly what we need. One non-government fighting another. But US imperialism is probably behind both so... :)
 
Dunno man, the South American narcs don't consider you or I to be infidels, therefore wanting to kill us. They consider us to be customers, I expect good customer service from the narcs, not to be blown up during the January sales as with the gentlemen over in ISIS.
 
Damn, is it wrong to like the way they talk?
I mean hell, no one can really beat anyone right now but team US is killing way more folks than anyone else, but we sound so lame doing it. I mean blowing up children with remote control air planes is pretty fucking dark, and like I said our kill to be killed ratio is off the fucking charts...but we are all trying to sound like nice guys when everyone else gets to do their best necro inspired battle speeches.
Maybe we can hire their PR guy away?
 
If the cartels move in on IS, they would quickly move in on the poppy fields. A monopoly over Heroin and Cocaine...
 
Jesus this is not going to turn out good for innocent people over there its bad enough as it is but another load of psychos cutting peoples heads off is all they need and after ghearing about how isis solders are all hooked on a form of speed i thought that they would be wanting in with cartels for meth
 
I would love to say this to someone, I need the right opportunity though, next time I receive a poor pint down the local maybe? - 'The world is not yours to dictate. I pity the next son of a whore who tries to interfere with the business of the Sinaloa Cartel. I will have their heart and tongue torn from them'
 
Remember this is a guy who escaped maximum security prison before falling off a sheer cliff and expected dead.
He was in command a fortnight later...
 
Pretty sure he more or less owned that prison. I mean, building a climate controlled, electrically lit tunnel with a goddamned people mover without anyone topside having any idea what all the noise was about? No cameras in his private shower? His cartel being the CIA's proxy for all those years?
His cartel being the CIA's proxy all these years.....maybe Sinaloa is our new coalition partner in the fight against IS?
 
Pretty sure he owns half the continent in some way or another.
He terrifies me more than any terrorist ever could.

I expect a slight blind eye from the Allied forces if Sinaloa/FARC defended their livelihood the way they always have: cold, calculated, ruthless obliteration.
 
I consider him a ruthless businessman as opposed to a pure terrorist. There is no ideology other than cold, hard cash.
 
Eh Spacejunk, does it really mater? They both want money and power, and demand unquestioning loyalty from their subjects and will do whatever horrific shit it takes to achieve their goals. They're both fairly new and are not welcome in the public company of larger states who will do the same horrific shit if they feel the need (or buy the services of the cartel, terrorists) but are more secure and accepted in their position.
You know the US made Bin Laden strong to give the USSR a hard time back in the 80s, Israel downright created Hamas to de-legitimize/stabilize the PLO. Cocaine for support in right wing military coups in SA. So who even knows what's really going on. Hell the CIA just got caught funding the coup that unseated Morsi and put in Sisi in Egypt.
Power is an ugly and sinful thing, best left to God not the clergy.
 
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Imagine an army of these walking the streets of Damascus

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On the coke/heroin trade; I never understood why, seeing as our cocaine comes from Mexico/South America and they already have established routes into Europe, then why don't they muscle in on the heroin trade? I'm sure theres an obvious reason that I'm just not seeing, but what is it? America's consumption is all they can cater to? Cant be bothered? CIA won't let them? What is it?
 
I dunno if it really matters, but i don't let the drug trade cloud my view of these cats as being barbaric motherfuckers.
Terrorist is just a label, but i dont like how it tends to only be slung at islamists nowadays.

Bunch of evil scum the lot of them (NATO and DEA as well, mind you).

ScotchMist said:
On the coke/heroin trade; I never understood why, seeing as our cocaine comes from Mexico/South America and they already have established routes into Europe, then why don't they muscle in on the heroin trade? I'm sure theres an obvious reason that I'm just not seeing, but what is it? America's consumption is all they can cater to? Cant be bothered? CIA won't let them? What is it?
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Easier smuggling routes? Existing smuggling/market infrastructure? Cultural ties?
British troops made "friends" occupying Helmand Province?
All of the above (plus more i didnt think of)?
 
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Bollocks to Mexican prisons with underground escape routes. ISIS has a 5 star hotel with Trip Advisor reviews and everything.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/wor...h-excellent-TripAdvisor-reviews-in-Mosul.html

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In TripAdvisor reviews published prior to Isil's seizure of vast swathes of Iraq including Mosul last year, the hotel received four reviews, all marking it as "Excellent".

One user described it as "very suitable for a family meet" with a "nice wedding room", while another praised the "affordable room rate" and facilities including a swimming pool, tennis court and gym.

The "astonishing view from the balcony" for rooms with a river view was also mentioned.
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ScotchMist said:
Imagine an army of these walking the streets of Damascus

zCjns5q.gif


On the coke/heroin trade; I never understood why, seeing as our cocaine comes from Mexico/South America and they already have established routes into Europe, then why don't they muscle in on the heroin trade? I'm sure theres an obvious reason that I'm just not seeing, but what is it? America's consumption is all they can cater to? Cant be bothered? CIA won't let them? What is it?
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I imagine it makes little sense to compete with the Golden Circle - poppies grow like wildfire in that climate, whereas Coca grows at significant altitude and with a good amount of water, hence it being SA endemic. Irrigating the Afghan mountains would be difficult to say the least.

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I reckon these guys should also 'have a word' with our AAD 'friend' ;)


I would love to see the tables turned on their vigilante asses...

"So Paddy McFuckwit, you have a problem with drug dealers eh?"

"What me? No, no to be sure, no oi don't. And ye can ask Mrs fuckin Brown as well..."
 
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