Promise this is the last I'll have to say on this...
Today I just went "fuck it, let's try it" and crushed up the remaining 13 tablets to hopefully extract the 65mg. I kinda screwed up, got cold water bath in the "shot" and such, so I figure maybe I got 40 or 45 tops, plus more acetaminophen than I was counting on (which says that despite my worries, I appear to be just fine taking it). It's not really worth writing a detailed trip report about, but it was interesting enough. Peak effects were at about an hour after ingestion.
Physically: Rather sleepy and occasionally struggled to stay awake. I was trying to ignore the random itches (mostly on face and upper back) because if I scratched them, they would spread or reappear in other random places. There was some lack of feeling in fingers and toes, and definitely very depressed breathing and heart rate. I remember feeling occasionally like I had to breathe on purpose, because my brain wasn't doing it for me.
Mentally: really fuzzy in the head, not so much happy as just content, wanting to lie still and not do anything, confused and distracted, not able to concentrate on reading or watching television or anything, disconnected. I put on a Cure cd and just laid on my bed.
All in all, I think y'all can have my share of the opiates, if you'll trade me for your share of the e
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No drug, not even alcohol, causes the fundamental ills of society. If we're looking for the source of our troubles, we shouldn't test people for drugs, we should test them for stupidity, ignorance, greed and love of power. (P.J. O'Rourke)