Thick_as_a_Planck
Bluelighter
So, in about three weeks I’m going to Amterdam, which is awesome.
Obviously I’m going to smoke like a chimney and then some, but I’ll only be there for five days, which puts a limit on just how THC saturated I can make myself. Also, I currently live in Italy and I’ve been having problems recently finding reliable dealers. If I was going back to England I would never bother with the plan you’re about to read – it’s easy to pick up stuff at home and not worth the bother of trying to smuggle it in. But in Italy I might not be able to get another lot for a month or so, which is way too fucking long.
So, my resolution, my plan, is simple… Buy some hash (more compact, less smell), wrap it in a load of cling film and shove into boxers/socks/anus (that last option is a joke). Then, calmly board aeroplane as normal, whistling jaunty tune to demonstrate innocence.
How likely am I to be caught? And how bad would it be if I was?
Anyone who has recently flown out of schiphol airport, I’d be interested to know if you experienced any kind of search. Do they have sniffer dogs etc? How tight is security?
Also I’m a little nervous because I flying with a friend who is from Saudi Arabia. Given current climates, I suspect this might make the whole thing a little riskier, what do you think?
Any thoughts appreciated.
Planck
Obviously I’m going to smoke like a chimney and then some, but I’ll only be there for five days, which puts a limit on just how THC saturated I can make myself. Also, I currently live in Italy and I’ve been having problems recently finding reliable dealers. If I was going back to England I would never bother with the plan you’re about to read – it’s easy to pick up stuff at home and not worth the bother of trying to smuggle it in. But in Italy I might not be able to get another lot for a month or so, which is way too fucking long.
So, my resolution, my plan, is simple… Buy some hash (more compact, less smell), wrap it in a load of cling film and shove into boxers/socks/anus (that last option is a joke). Then, calmly board aeroplane as normal, whistling jaunty tune to demonstrate innocence.
How likely am I to be caught? And how bad would it be if I was?
Anyone who has recently flown out of schiphol airport, I’d be interested to know if you experienced any kind of search. Do they have sniffer dogs etc? How tight is security?
Also I’m a little nervous because I flying with a friend who is from Saudi Arabia. Given current climates, I suspect this might make the whole thing a little riskier, what do you think?
Any thoughts appreciated.
Planck
