Is there hope for me?

You even got advice from someone who is a girl herself in the earlier part of the thread, for fucks sake. Just what kind of advice we're you hoping to get? Steroids are not a fucking joke, kid. It's a way bigger deal than a dime-bag or a line. Majority of users here have a pretty good amount of experience with all types of roids. These people do not lie. If you can't even muster up the courage to lift in a gym, how in the flying fuck are you going to run a cycle properly?


Shit, if you don't want my advice then don't take it. Go ahead. Go on and buy yourself a bottle dbol pills from some scumbag who only wants the next dollar. Take a couple of em a day for 6 weeks. Come back and tell us all about your bloat which you think is muscle, your inability to fall asleep without getting drunk, the gyno that won't be cured unless you go under the knife, and your newly acquired pathetic excuse for human testicles. I'm being dead serious. You will gain about 20 pounds of water and then proceed to lose about 17. That what you want? Go ahead. Have at it. Roids can be taken with minimal side effects and minimal loss of gains, don't get me wrong, but only by INFORMED and HIGHLY EXPERIENCED lifters who have been going at it for a very long time. The amount of research it takes is pretty vast. Judging by your previous post, there is no hope that you will ever learn how to approach steroids with caution. You haven't even begun lifting yet and you're already looking for gear. If you care even a little about your internals and general quality of life, you will stay far the fuck away from steroids until you get some serious lifting experience under your belt.

If you haven't understood the importance of diet and training at 24 years of age, chances are that you never will. I truly "awakened" at 15, and I'll tell you what, I STILL wish it was sooner than that. Shit, just in case you still think this isn't helpful, I'll chime in and tell you what I think should work. Oxymetholone would be perfect for the description you gave us up at the top. Look for Anadrol/Anapolon-type oxymeth. Do 50mg a day for a month. If you choose to do this, I beg you, at least let me know how it goes. On 2nd thought, I'm not going to sit here and bitch that you don't need steroids at your level. You know what you want. You're an adult and you have an obvious goal in mind. I really think someone deserves everything they get if they choose to be stupid despite warnings from others.
 
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LoL @ TaZer If its your intention to be more successful with the ladies, maybe listening to one and understanding how they tick would work just as well as becoming built.
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That's exactly what I'm saying. Granted, 1 can't speak for the rest, but it should at least prove to him how idiotic and irrational these views are.

After analyzing his posts a little bit more, I can come to the conclusion that he doesn't need steroids, or even a gym. He needs therapy and Xanax bars. Plenty of people are skinnier and live happy lives without worrying so much. You don't have leprosy, you're skinny and have self esteem issues. Sometimes I think it really is easier for other people to see your problems than you do.
 
Voxide said:
That's exactly what I'm saying. Granted, 1 can't speak for the rest, but it should at least prove to him how idiotic and irrational these views are.

After analyzing his posts a little bit more, I can come to the conclusion that he doesn't need steroids, or even a gym. He needs therapy and Xanax bars. Plenty of people are skinnier and live happy lives without worrying so much. You don't have leprosy, you're skinny and have self esteem issues. Sometimes I think it really is easier for other people to see your problems than you do.
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Yep!
 
I've just been this all my life I only sat at the computer 24/7 from the age of 14 dropped out of school, lost all of my friends then later in life lost contact with my parents and family. Then I masturbated about 10 times a day and smoked weed daily and over that decade of sitting in a dark room on the computer I developed this crazy fear of people and going outside, if you saw my face it looks terrible deep dark circles under the eyes dry scaly irritated skin, I think I might be suffering from adrenal fatigue.

I cant do therapy or whatever because I cant go outside or talk to any people its much too painful I get deep burning in my chest, I start to loose my vision and my eyes sting like hell, I start getting vertigo and cant walk straight the anxiety is that bad, the only option I see is too slowly cure myself with training and changing my body while slowly improving my mind in the privacy of my own home.

I see the steroids as like something that can jump start my battery so I have the strength to even work out because as of now im so small and weak any type of movement makes me so tired and feel so sick im puking and chugging water just from jogging under 5 minutes.
 
TaZeR said:
I've just been this all my life I only sat at the computer 24/7 from the age of 14 dropped out of school, lost all of my friends then later in life lost contact with my parents and family. Then I masturbated about 10 times a day and smoked weed daily and over that decade of sitting in a dark room on the computer I developed this crazy fear of people and going outside, if you saw my face it looks terrible deep dark circles under the eyes dry scaly irritated skin, I think I might be suffering from adrenal fatigue.

I cant do therapy or whatever because I cant go outside or talk to any people its much too painful I get deep burning in my chest, I start to loose my vision and my eyes sting like hell, I start getting vertigo and cant walk straight the anxiety is that bad, the only option I see is too slowly cure myself with training and changing my body while slowly improving my mind in the privacy of my own home.

I see the steroids as like something that can jump start my battery so I have the strength to even work out because as of now im so small and weak any type of movement makes me so tired and feel so sick im puking and chugging water just from jogging under 5 minutes.
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If this sedentary condition of yours is as bad as you say it is, then anabolics may very well send you to your grave. The fact that you think your mental and physical condition will be improved by using steroids is hilarious and unrealistic at best. You think you're suffering from adrenal fatigue and somehow you think it's a good idea to pump androgens into your body? Buddy, you're missing the part where you have to work out in order for anabolics to even WORK in the very first place.



Take it from me. You need a doctor. Not steroids. You have not idea what you're doing and you are going to hurt yourself. Period. You want to go be stupid, go ahead. I'll be more than happy to hear that your liver fails in 6 weeks or less.
 
Voxide said:
If this sedentary condition of yours is as bad as you say it is, then anabolics may very well send you to your grave. The fact that you think your mental and physical condition will be improved by using steroids is hilarious and unrealistic at best. You think you're suffering from adrenal fatigue and somehow you think it's a good idea to pump androgens into your body? Buddy, you're missing the part where you have to work out in order for anabolics to even WORK in the very first place.



Take it from me. You need a doctor. Not steroids. You have not idea what you're doing and you are going to hurt yourself. Period. You want to go be stupid, go ahead. I'll be more than happy to hear that your liver fails in 6 weeks or less.
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Are you sure about this stuff or are you just guessing? I'm thinking giving myself synthetic androgen would take pressure of my tired adrenal glands and let them rest while the synthetic stuff does all the work?

Anyway I've read about all the ones mention in this thread and some more and I decided on getting the test cypionate and deca-duroblin and take them together, shouldnt be too hard to find if anything im sure I can get just the hormone and finish up making the injectable solution myself.
 
I feel like I'm missing out on life a lot myself. I'm almost 23 and unless I'm training or at work I spent most of my time staring at some sort of screen.

I reject the notion of going back to school or starting a career to fulfill my patriotic duty and realize I'll find a hard time sticking my woowoo into anything because of that.

At least start training regularly and eating. It takes time. If you like smoking pot so much try experimenting with it. Smoke up a lift. It creates an awesome mind/body connection. Listen to black metal and picture yourself as Rocky.

Bodybuilding takes my mind off of how stupid life can be. It might work for you. Hold off on the drugs until you know what you're doing.
 
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Whatever you say... Because obviously you're not happy now but you think using steroids will make you who you want to be? Until then you do that but realize you're still lacking something. That's why you NEED to work from the INSIDE OUT. Now just because I'm not telling what you want to hear doesn't mean I'm not giving needed advise.
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i agree work on your inner self first . you seem to not have much esteem and bulking up is not going to make you any cooler . your 6'3 and im pretty sure you dont look like a 12 year old , you probably approach girls as one tho.

confidence is NUMBER 1 if you walk around thinking your hot stuff girls will see you as hot stuff . if you dont love your self who the hell will

so take the advice me and xtc are giving you because were girls and we know what girls like.
 
Im 6'1 140 pounds and i get by fine and i get womens. Good looking ones too, theres a different problem & you just need to boost your confidence.
Grow a goatee, stache, something. date 18-20 year old women. Make one fall in love with you and boom shes yours forever. Problem solved. No steroids and you got a girl. Girls just want to be loved. So love em with confidence, the need confidence. Even if its fake it comorts them.
 
I'm taller and skinnier than you and I get loads of the poontang. Don't take the roids. If you want a better body go to the gym and work for it.
 
I'm sorry I didnt wana come across as an arse in anyway.

Try changing a tiny bit at a time, each day do something dfferent - you will build up confidence by going for a walk each day, try and make eye contact with people and just smile or say high / good morning etc, talk to randoms in shops when your paying.

When you've been isolated its easy to forget how valueable human contact is to your well being.

Honestly I promise when you get back home you'll feel better.
 
TaZeR said:
Are you sure about this stuff or are you just guessing? I'm thinking giving myself synthetic androgen would take pressure of my tired adrenal glands and let them rest while the synthetic stuff does all the work?

Anyway I've read about all the ones mention in this thread and some more and I decided on getting the test cypionate and deca-duroblin and take them together, shouldnt be too hard to find if anything im sure I can get just the hormone and finish up making the injectable solution myself.
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/facepalm


Please, find the deca as soon as you can and take it. No PCT or screenings or anything. Take it and hopefully you die as soon as possible with an estrogen level higher than a pregnant woman's.

I'm done here. You're an idiot. You deserve the grave. End of story.
 
I can't grow facial hair just some black hairs spaced far apart I guess that adds to my little boy look haha.

Anyway yea that taking a walk everyday for starters is a good plan its been to get myself to go outside just to walk and not for some kind of survival purposes like getting food. For some reason when i think about going outside I get this terrible fear and dreadful feeling and it seems at that moment nothing in the world is worth the pain of going out.

I see that I have to break through this first barrier first and things might start getting easier once just walking down the street outside doesn't feel like the hardest thing to do in the world.

Thanks guys and I'll hold off the roids until I start being able to do a decent workout myself and go outside.
 
TaZeR said:
Thanks guys and I'll hold off the roids until I start being able to do a decent workout myself and go outside.
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You've got to be kidding me......I'm speechless :|:|:|:|:|:|:|:|:|:|:|

You can't even get the balls to walk down the street bro...go to a Dr. you need serious serious help.
 
Ok the truth is out obviously if I'm too scared to walk out on the street I have never spoken to a girl before that was a big lie but its what I imagine they would say... Never kissed a girl, never spoken to one except the one at mcdonalds and probably never going too.
 
TaZeR said:
Ok the truth is out obviously if I'm too scared to walk out on the street I have never spoken to a girl before that was a big lie but its what I imagine they would say... Never kissed a girl, never spoken to one except the one at mcdonalds and probably never going too.
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The good thing is you want to change and are atleast speaking to people about it all.

Maybe go see your doctor and tell em how you feel and see what he can suggest.
 
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