LMAO, the USA is the joke of the entire world son. No one respects the USA anymore cause your presidents are just idiots, and the fact that these idiots get elected, directly reflects the competence of the average voting american citizen. Comon Dnice, lets go file another lawsuit against mcdonalds for making me fat, the tobacco company for making me sick, and that home-owner whose window I cut myself on while breaking into his house to steal his TV, dumb-fuck shoulda had safety glass, yall know I need my ready rock or those big macs will go straight to my thighs.
Now its time to suit up in my hockey gear, leave my igloo, get on my dog sled and goto nunavut to eat canadian bacon.