Morbid Sea Cow
Bluelighter
The zeitgeist of each succeeding generation seems to come with its own version of the 'speedball', the combination of a stimulant with a depressant (typically of the opioid class). The combination of heroin with cocaine and or amphetamines in the early 20th century seems to have been the progenitor of endless experimentation with all sorts of pharmacophores and analogues thereof. But in an ever-evolving pharmacological landscape it can be difficult for the average junkie to keep up with the latest hype of polydrug use.
Introducing, the infinite monkey speedball theorem. A primate of some sort existing somewhere in space with access to an endless combination of opioids and stimulants. The theorem postulates that a monkey left to his own devices in a room with all the worlds possible different stimulants, analgesics, and opioid peptides will eventually discover the holy grail of speedballs. A speedball that will usher in a new era of productivity and euphoria for humanity, and maybe even make Chris Farley rise from the dead.
Introducing, the infinite monkey speedball theorem. A primate of some sort existing somewhere in space with access to an endless combination of opioids and stimulants. The theorem postulates that a monkey left to his own devices in a room with all the worlds possible different stimulants, analgesics, and opioid peptides will eventually discover the holy grail of speedballs. A speedball that will usher in a new era of productivity and euphoria for humanity, and maybe even make Chris Farley rise from the dead.
